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Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? (Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers)
NBC11 ^
| October 12, 2008
Posted on 10/12/2008 10:40:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants.
Binh Quang Chau, 33, who has been cited four times for poaching, allegedly took the lobsters from the La Jolla State Marine Conservation Area.
Department of Fish and Game warden Daryl Simmons said wardens arrested Chau when they noticed "odd bulges" in his pants.
All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean.
Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: crime; lobsters; lobstersinpants; pants
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To: Lady Jag
So is Florida lobster. And langostinos. And crayfish. Mmmmm...
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posted on
10/13/2008 10:57:42 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: Daffynition
Oooh, I’d like to get the shells off them!
62
posted on
10/13/2008 10:59:12 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: Daffynition
A tramp stamp on a dude?! Idontwannaknow!
63
posted on
10/13/2008 11:02:47 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: Daffynition
The thread that wouldn’t die!
64
posted on
10/13/2008 11:23:33 AM PDT
by
weegee
(In 2006 the Democrats took over Congress. 9% approval, $4gal gas, economy tanked. Had enuff CHANGE?!)
Comment #65 Removed by Moderator
To: yorkie
Hope you don't mind wind in your hair.
66
posted on
10/13/2008 3:21:54 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Danae
Classic vibes!
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster!
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
Said a giant clam!
Down, down.....
RIP Mr. Rock Lobster.
67
posted on
10/13/2008 3:26:55 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: weegee
LOL ... it might tonight...
68
posted on
10/13/2008 3:28:36 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Kinda ghey, eh?
69
posted on
10/13/2008 3:29:38 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Daffynition
I suppose there are worse things to get in your pants
Ivins: Anthrax ‘Got on My Pants’.
70
posted on
10/13/2008 4:51:57 PM PDT
by
Justice Department
("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
To: Daffynition; Lady Jag
71
posted on
10/13/2008 4:59:57 PM PDT
by
Justice Department
("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
To: Justice Department
Great find ....only that is not a lobsta! More like a crawfish. That aside, in typical Newfie fashion, the dog just chills.
72
posted on
10/13/2008 5:09:48 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Justice Department
Cheers! I could go for a Lobster Bloody Mary about now.
73
posted on
10/13/2008 5:12:28 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Daffynition
"that is not a lobsta! More like a crawfish"
(singing) Lobster - crawfish - lobster - crawfish...Na na na na nah na
74
posted on
10/13/2008 5:18:45 PM PDT
by
Justice Department
("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
To: Daffynition
"Cheers! I could go for a Lobster Bloody Mary about now.
Oh man yeah - and Ricotta with Lobster Claws
75
posted on
10/13/2008 5:25:23 PM PDT
by
Justice Department
("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
To: Justice Department
Don't get all inflated and puffy over yornself, K? :-P
76
posted on
10/13/2008 5:27:14 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: nickcarraway
To: Justice Department
OMG! What is that? It looks like a not so rare fillet on top of congealed mealworms.... give me a bake with native corn, steamers and native lobstas .... and I'm in heaven.
78
posted on
10/13/2008 5:48:07 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Yardstick; Daffynition
79
posted on
10/13/2008 5:52:49 PM PDT
by
Justice Department
("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
To: Daffynition
"Hope you don't mind wind in your hair."
Oh, no problem!
I'll be wearing my red lobster babooshka!
80
posted on
10/13/2008 7:01:47 PM PDT
by
yorkie
(For God so loved the world, that He DIDN'T send a committee.........)
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