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Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? (Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers)
NBC11 ^
| October 12, 2008
Posted on 10/12/2008 10:40:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway
A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants.
Binh Quang Chau, 33, who has been cited four times for poaching, allegedly took the lobsters from the La Jolla State Marine Conservation Area.
Department of Fish and Game warden Daryl Simmons said wardens arrested Chau when they noticed "odd bulges" in his pants.
All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean.
Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.
TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: crime; lobsters; lobstersinpants; pants
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To: Slings and Arrows
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
10/12/2008 10:43:47 AM PDT
by
right wing
(The Drive-By Media Are Terrorists Too)
To: nickcarraway
Sheesh, what a Darwin award is worth to some people...
To: nickcarraway
“Man Stuffs Twelve Lobsters in Pants — Now a Gelding”
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posted on
10/12/2008 10:47:47 AM PDT
by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
("The land of the Free...Because of the Brave")
To: nickcarraway
> wardens arrested Chau when they noticed “odd bulges” in his pants.
Those “bulges” were most probably the effects of being pinched mercilessly by PO’d lobsters.
To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants. Wow, the boiling water must have really hurt!
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posted on
10/12/2008 10:52:14 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: nickcarraway
Confucius say: “Man who put crustacean in pants get bad case of crabs...”
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posted on
10/12/2008 10:52:54 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(And shell-shock)
To: Slings and Arrows
Poor Binh Quang is now only a shell of his former self.
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posted on
10/12/2008 10:54:23 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(Somewhere in Illinois, a community is missing its organizer.)
To: nickcarraway
Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.
sissy lobsters, unlike the real deal:
Homarus americanus
To: nickcarraway
What an idiot, lobster prices are like 2.99 lb off the boats in maine right now
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posted on
10/12/2008 10:56:03 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of the Masses Could be Farts)
To: mylife
Yeah, but air fare from San Diego to Maine is a killer.
To: nickcarraway
I hear the culprit was caught in a pinch.
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posted on
10/12/2008 11:02:59 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
To: mikrofon
This reads like a Friday thread.
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posted on
10/12/2008 11:03:59 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
To: nickcarraway
And everyone keeps saying that newspapers are useless. Wait, I said that!
15
posted on
10/12/2008 11:24:04 AM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Newspapers, the 8 track tape of the information age.)
To: Slings and Arrows; nickcarraway
Was it this one? Yikes!
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posted on
10/12/2008 11:33:56 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Binh been on a binge?
Lobsters are heavy drinkers, you know.
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posted on
10/12/2008 11:45:27 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Larry Lucido; Lady Jag; Daffynition; andy58-in-nh; Bender2
Pfft. Weak sauce.
I'd be more impressed if he stuffed a coconut crab in his pants. 
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posted on
10/12/2008 11:48:54 AM PDT
by
Ultra Sonic 007
("An American Carol", due October 3rd in theaters!)
To: Ultra Sonic 007; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Daffynition; Darksheare; ...
The Texas longhorn lobster eats coconut crabs for snacks.
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posted on
10/12/2008 11:55:57 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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To: Daffynition
Sarah Palin ate them live.
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posted on
10/12/2008 11:58:13 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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