[Justice Department]

In its defense, BMC vice president of corporate affairs "Wallace Hudson said Johnson's wife suffered a Lazarus syndrome. In this condition, the body's circulation spontaneously returned after a failed resuscitation."

[GoCards]

Oh My

[TornadoAlley3]

Lazarus syndrome, like the McCain campaign?

[ConservativeMind]

So, is she alive today?

[tumblindice]

“Hello everybody! Meester Johnson, I am sorry to be telling you that your wife is—brace yourself: dead, but only from the waist down!”
Dr. Nick

[weegee]

“I thought you said she was dead!”

[ViLaLuz]

She got stuned at Beebe Hospital.

[Hatteras]

An older man walks in to the living room and sees his wife laying on the couch. He tries to stir her awake but she won’t budge.

He rushes to the phone and calls an ambulance. Minutes later, the ambulance arrives and the paramedics start working on her but to no avail and they declare her dead and load her onto the stretcher.

As the paramedics make their way down the narrow walk in front of the house, they accidently bump into a large oak tree and the Mrs. falls off the stretcher and hits the ground. The paramedics are stunned to see that she has started breathing and regained conciousness. Despite her being dazed and a little confused, the rescue team is elated to see that she is still alive.

Ten years later, the man walks into the living room and sees his wife laying on the couch. He tries to stir her awake but she is stiff and cold to the touch. He calls 911 and soon after the ambulance arrives. They load her onto a stretcher and head out the front door. The man follows yelling to the paramedics, “Be careful! Watch that tree!”

[Bubba_Leroy]

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here’s one.
The Dead Collector: That’ll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There’s your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not dead.
The Dead Collector: ‘Ere, he says he’s not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I’m not.
The Dead Collector: He isn’t.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he’s very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I’m getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I don’t want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can’t take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can’t.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I’d be at the Robinsons’. They’ve lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when’s your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I think I’ll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Isn’t there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn’t: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

[Condor51]

So is he suing because she survived and now he's out the insurance money? I see no other reason - she *was* clinically dead. Maybe his lawyer can sue God while he's at it for bringing her back to life.

This mutt should be jumping for joy, but no, the first thing he thinks about is suing, fricken scum bag.

[70th Division]

that would be the FIRST question for the respondant attorney “So are you suing because she died or because she lived?”

[MeekOneGOP]

LAZARUS SYNDROME

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Obviously a typo.

It should be "Lazamataz Syndrome". Just brought back to life. :)