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An older man walks in to the living room and sees his wife laying on the couch. He tries to stir her awake but she won’t budge.

He rushes to the phone and calls an ambulance. Minutes later, the ambulance arrives and the paramedics start working on her but to no avail and they declare her dead and load her onto the stretcher.

As the paramedics make their way down the narrow walk in front of the house, they accidently bump into a large oak tree and the Mrs. falls off the stretcher and hits the ground. The paramedics are stunned to see that she has started breathing and regained conciousness. Despite her being dazed and a little confused, the rescue team is elated to see that she is still alive.

Ten years later, the man walks into the living room and sees his wife laying on the couch. He tries to stir her awake but she is stiff and cold to the touch. He calls 911 and soon after the ambulance arrives. They load her onto a stretcher and head out the front door. The man follows yelling to the paramedics, “Be careful! Watch that tree!”


11 posted on 10/08/2008 9:06:16 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Hatteras

12 posted on 10/08/2008 9:15:17 AM PDT by Justice Department ("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
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