To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Dim but Visible: Seeking Out Uranus...and knowing it from a hole in the ground...
2 posted on
10/06/2008 8:19:52 PM PDT by
xjcsa
(McWhatshisname-Palin 2008)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Dim and Uranus in the title - thought this was another Barney Frank thread!
3 posted on
10/06/2008 8:20:02 PM PDT by
ikka
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Does Uranus have rings ?
4 posted on
10/06/2008 8:20:05 PM PDT by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know F/8 Cav)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Are you warning us about Barney Frank?
To: KevinDavis
6 posted on
10/06/2008 8:20:38 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Is it pronounced “Yer-anus” or “Urine-us”?
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Is that pronounced “Your Anus” or “Your In Us”...?
8 posted on
10/06/2008 8:21:15 PM PDT by
freebilly
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
9 posted on
10/06/2008 8:21:35 PM PDT by
hsrazorback1
(To get what you had, do what you did.)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
At last count, Uranus has 27 moons, all lying in orbits around the planet's equator in which there is also a complex of nine narrow, nearly opaque rings, which were discovered in 1978. Sounds serious...I'd better go see a doctor.
12 posted on
10/06/2008 8:23:43 PM PDT by
xjcsa
(McWhatshisname-Palin 2008)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
If Urananus is dim, bend over in front of a mirror and shine a flashlight on it.
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.
21 posted on
10/06/2008 9:35:54 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Fry: “Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.” *laughs*
Leela: “I don't get it.”
Professor: “I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.”
Fry: “Oh. What's it called now?”
Professor: “Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.”
Fry: “Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.”
- Futurama
22 posted on
10/06/2008 9:36:37 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
26 posted on
10/06/2008 9:57:53 PM PDT by
TomasUSMC
( FIGHT LIKE WW2, FINISH LIKE WW2. FIGHT LIKE NAM, FINISH LIKE NAM)
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
28 posted on
10/06/2008 10:04:08 PM PDT by
RightOnTheLeftCoast
([Dukakis had a tank. Obama has a bracelet!])
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