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Man Proposes, Girlfriend Then Stabs Him
WLTX ^ | 09/23/08

Posted on 09/23/2008 11:44:47 AM PDT by nickcarraway

A Pasco County woman was in jail Sunday charged with aggravated domestic battery.

Her live-in boyfriend called police to the couple's Castile Lane home during an argument Saturday evening. The victim, Bruce Montle, told sheriff's deputies the argument with Celeste Irene Lagrant, 39, started over a marriage proposal.

Montle told investigators that Lagrant slapped, punched and scratched at him. She also threw several knives at him, he said.

Lagrant was later released from jail.


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: florida; lovehurts
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1 posted on 09/23/2008 11:44:47 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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I guess that’s a no?


2 posted on 09/23/2008 11:46:11 AM PDT by byteback
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I guess that’s a no?


3 posted on 09/23/2008 11:46:24 AM PDT by TheWasteLand
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And it’s not even Superbowl season!


4 posted on 09/23/2008 11:46:29 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Michelle, spare me your phony outrage, you know as well as I do that dress makes your butt look big)
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To: nickcarraway

His proposal was an insult to her whorehood. That’s why she did it.


5 posted on 09/23/2008 11:47:06 AM PDT by Soothesayer (I'm breaking out of this hand basket!)
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To: nickcarraway

Til death do you part. (So soon!)


6 posted on 09/23/2008 11:47:08 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (Welcome PUMAs!)
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To: byteback

GMTA, 13 seconds.


7 posted on 09/23/2008 11:47:40 AM PDT by TheWasteLand
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She took the big ring and went to the ray piercing the kitchen window. Remembering the MOH scale from her semester of rocks for jocks, she attempted to scratch the window....alas...


8 posted on 09/23/2008 11:49:36 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
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That little minx!


9 posted on 09/23/2008 11:49:53 AM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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Hm.

Perhaps she was offended at his offer to make her "an honest woman."

10 posted on 09/23/2008 11:50:54 AM PDT by r9etb
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Any mugshots at the source link?


11 posted on 09/23/2008 11:51:07 AM PDT by Boiling Pots (Old and Busted: Barack 0bama, New Hotness: Sarah Palin)
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To: TheWasteLand

Guilty.

But with stage make-up might be eligible for parole someday.


12 posted on 09/23/2008 11:51:20 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: nickcarraway

“I bought her a ring and she gave me the finger...”


13 posted on 09/23/2008 11:52:17 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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Obviously some women know CZ when they see it.


14 posted on 09/23/2008 11:57:44 AM PDT by RobRoy (This is comical)
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...a HELL no!


15 posted on 09/23/2008 11:58:17 AM PDT by woollyone ("When the tide is low, even a shrimp has its own puddle." - Vance Havner)
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Man Proposes, Girlfriend Then Stabs Him

Wow..hate to see what she does to him at the wedding??

Thank you..thank you..I'll be here all week..tip the waitresses..they are working for you..goodnite..

16 posted on 09/23/2008 12:01:08 PM PDT by BerniesFriend
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Guilty!


17 posted on 09/23/2008 12:03:50 PM PDT by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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Obvious crack whore.


18 posted on 09/23/2008 12:04:16 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending that the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in a suspension.)
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To: nickcarraway

Meth. It’s the other white meat.


19 posted on 09/23/2008 12:05:54 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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He said look at the size of this rock baby as he pulled out the ring. She looked and saw it wasn’t a rock of crack he was talking about and she just felt insulted.


20 posted on 09/23/2008 12:16:26 PM PDT by JimC214
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