Sorry, boys - she's taken!
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
If that pic is the winner, I'd hate to see the losers.
2 posted on
09/21/2008 6:52:32 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: Slings and Arrows
Man, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
3 posted on
09/21/2008 6:54:21 AM PDT by
jim35
("...when the lion and the lamb lie down together, ...we'd better damn sure be the lion")
To: Slings and Arrows
My congratulations to the bride and groom — they make a natural couple.
5 posted on
09/21/2008 6:55:54 AM PDT by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: Slings and Arrows
No doubt that picture was taken right before they slit it’s throat and let the blood run in the streets in celebration of Ramadan.
6 posted on
09/21/2008 6:56:12 AM PDT by
Melinda
To: Slings and Arrows
“Verrrrry sexy!”
7 posted on
09/21/2008 6:57:01 AM PDT by
johnny7
("Duck I says... ")
To: Slings and Arrows
Hmm... what are the details of the “talent competition”? Wait, never mind... I really don’t want to have my suspicions confirmed.
10 posted on
09/21/2008 7:02:54 AM PDT by
Charles Martel
(Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Love, soft as an easy chair
Love, fresh despite all the wiry hair....
11 posted on
09/21/2008 7:03:53 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Voting Conservative isn't for the faint of heart.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I once had some neighbors in a semi-rural area who showed me the baby goats they were raising to make some extra cash. I recall thinking at the time that these were some of the fugliest animals I had ever seen and there must be some better looking goats.
To: Slings and Arrows
That's a really nice pic, but I wonder if it was really appropriate for the bride to wear white.
19 posted on
09/21/2008 7:38:41 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: TheMom; Eaker; humblegunner; pax_et_bonum; Xenalyte; thackney
24 posted on
09/21/2008 7:46:16 AM PDT by
Allegra
To: Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag
I got Miss Congeniality.37 posted on
09/21/2008 9:14:15 AM PDT by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
To: Slings and Arrows
I don't know about goats, but what Title do they give to the LOSER of the COW Beauty Pageant?
Miss Steak
45 posted on
09/21/2008 12:28:16 PM PDT by
TaxRelief
(Walmart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
46 posted on
09/21/2008 6:38:47 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile hasn't been updated since Friday, May 30, 2008)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Hello, 911? Help - I've been kidnapped by a man named Mahmoud! I'm in the back of a pick-up truck on I-69 south. He just stopped at the drug store for a pack of Trojans, a jar of Vaseline and a four pack of wine coolers. Please hurry!!"
47 posted on
09/21/2008 6:41:12 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
To: Slings and Arrows
48 posted on
09/21/2008 7:50:21 PM PDT by
Justice Department
("Comedy is allied to justice." Aristophenes)
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