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Happy Birthday Darksheare!
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| September 19, 2008
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Posted on 09/19/2008 5:35:25 AM PDT by Calpernia
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Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday Dear DarkSheare, Happpppy Birthaaaay tooooo YOU!
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: birthday; darksheare; darkshearesfault
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To: Darksheare
>>>And if I get spun backwards, weird messages come out.
::Darksheare is the Walrus, DarkSheare is the Walrus::
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posted on
09/19/2008 9:50:12 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
To: Darksheare
On sensation of baby-squirrel=on the-shoulder ig a gnawing sensation on the ear.
There is also occasional wetness...
82
posted on
09/19/2008 9:50:43 AM PDT
by
null and void
(0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
To: null and void
That and one-handed typos...
83
posted on
09/19/2008 9:52:07 AM PDT
by
null and void
(0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
To: Calpernia; Darksheare
This is a very thoughtful and well-intentioned thread for dear Darksheare, but we do need to be a little careful.He's not exactly a spring duck, y'know.
For instance, if we tell Darksheare to act his own age, he'd die. He's so old that when he started school there was no history class. His social security number is 1, and his birth certificate says 'expired' on it. Darksheare used to run track with dinosaurs.
IOW, let us all be careful of his feelings on this auspicious day.
84
posted on
09/19/2008 9:52:44 AM PDT
by
xJones
To: xJones
>>>For instance, if we tell Darksheare to act his own age, he’d die. He’s so old that when he started school there was no history class. His social security number is 1, and his birth certificate says ‘expired’ on it.
Well then, let’s run him for POTUS. He sounds qualified.
::ducks!::
85
posted on
09/19/2008 9:54:20 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
To: DeLaine; null and void
Nope, only had the hair pulling and the foot thump on skull.
(Ivy St. Albans, a crazy Lop pattern bunny who thought she was a bird I guess.)
86
posted on
09/19/2008 9:55:04 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
To: Calpernia
::Remember to drink your Ovaltine::
LOL!
87
posted on
09/19/2008 9:58:19 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
To: Darksheare; Calpernia
Happy happy, Dark. When you go to buy that Preparation H we know you’ll need, you can tell the clerk it gets rid of dark pouches under the eyes, those pouches from staring at FR on the computer screen for too long. Bwahahahahah ... now I want Birthday cake.
88
posted on
09/19/2008 9:58:49 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: Calpernia
Our current candidate’s SSN isn’t 1.
It’s Juan...
89
posted on
09/19/2008 9:58:49 AM PDT
by
null and void
(0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
They showed up in your drawers, too, eh?
To: xJones; Calpernia
LOL!
Isn’t the age limit for teh top spot Minimum of 35?
Hmm..
Two more years..
91
posted on
09/19/2008 10:01:52 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
To: null and void
92
posted on
09/19/2008 10:02:05 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
To: MHGinTN; Calpernia
You mean.. those pockets aren't for holding spare change?
..and people were asking me why my head was clinking..
93
posted on
09/19/2008 10:03:46 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
To: Darksheare; Polarik
We can have Polarik whip you up a COLB stating your 35 and throw in a degree in cyborg squirrelogy.
94
posted on
09/19/2008 10:04:36 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
To: DeLaine; null and void
"Excuse Nully, he’s a new dad." Ummmmm.....Nully; is there something you'd like to tell me?
To: Darksheare
You're enjoying this entirely too much ...
96
posted on
09/19/2008 10:05:19 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: sweetliberty; Slings and Arrows
I had to test out the “Send Drawer Possums” power on somebody.
Slings was a natural fit, as the local possum populatyion in his area was severely reduced one fateful night involving a giant ballon, acetylene gas, and an errant match.
97
posted on
09/19/2008 10:06:00 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
To: Calpernia
98
posted on
09/19/2008 10:06:20 AM PDT
by
null and void
(0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
To: sweetliberty
I have a baby squirrel on my shoulder.
99
posted on
09/19/2008 10:08:13 AM PDT
by
null and void
(0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
To: Calpernia; Polarik
Gotta be that horrible waxy 1970’s printout that Ohio used back then.
Sounds like a plan.
*wincing*
100
posted on
09/19/2008 10:08:29 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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