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Happy Birthday Darksheare!
freerepublic ^ | September 19, 2008 | Freepers

Posted on 09/19/2008 5:35:25 AM PDT by Calpernia


Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday Dear DarkSheare, Happpppy Birthaaaay tooooo YOU!


Flying SUV



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KEYWORDS: birthday; darksheare; darkshearesfault
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To: Darksheare

>>>And if I get spun backwards, weird messages come out.

::Darksheare is the Walrus, DarkSheare is the Walrus::


81 posted on 09/19/2008 9:50:12 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: Darksheare

On sensation of baby-squirrel=on the-shoulder ig a gnawing sensation on the ear.

There is also occasional wetness...


82 posted on 09/19/2008 9:50:43 AM PDT by null and void (0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
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To: null and void

That and one-handed typos...


83 posted on 09/19/2008 9:52:07 AM PDT by null and void (0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
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To: Calpernia; Darksheare
This is a very thoughtful and well-intentioned thread for dear Darksheare, but we do need to be a little careful.He's not exactly a spring duck, y'know.

For instance, if we tell Darksheare to act his own age, he'd die. He's so old that when he started school there was no history class. His social security number is 1, and his birth certificate says 'expired' on it. Darksheare used to run track with dinosaurs.

IOW, let us all be careful of his feelings on this auspicious day.

84 posted on 09/19/2008 9:52:44 AM PDT by xJones
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To: xJones

>>>For instance, if we tell Darksheare to act his own age, he’d die. He’s so old that when he started school there was no history class. His social security number is 1, and his birth certificate says ‘expired’ on it.

Well then, let’s run him for POTUS. He sounds qualified.

::ducks!::


85 posted on 09/19/2008 9:54:20 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: DeLaine; null and void

Nope, only had the hair pulling and the foot thump on skull.
(Ivy St. Albans, a crazy Lop pattern bunny who thought she was a bird I guess.)


86 posted on 09/19/2008 9:55:04 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: Calpernia

::Remember to drink your Ovaltine::
LOL!


87 posted on 09/19/2008 9:58:19 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: Darksheare; Calpernia

Happy happy, Dark. When you go to buy that Preparation H we know you’ll need, you can tell the clerk it gets rid of dark pouches under the eyes, those pouches from staring at FR on the computer screen for too long. Bwahahahahah ... now I want Birthday cake.


88 posted on 09/19/2008 9:58:49 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: Calpernia

Our current candidate’s SSN isn’t 1.

It’s Juan...


89 posted on 09/19/2008 9:58:49 AM PDT by null and void (0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare

They showed up in your drawers, too, eh?


90 posted on 09/19/2008 10:01:31 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: xJones; Calpernia

LOL!
Isn’t the age limit for teh top spot Minimum of 35?
Hmm..
Two more years..


91 posted on 09/19/2008 10:01:52 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: null and void

Uno


92 posted on 09/19/2008 10:02:05 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: MHGinTN; Calpernia
You mean.. those pockets aren't for holding spare change?
..and people were asking me why my head was clinking..
93 posted on 09/19/2008 10:03:46 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: Darksheare; Polarik

We can have Polarik whip you up a COLB stating your 35 and throw in a degree in cyborg squirrelogy.


94 posted on 09/19/2008 10:04:36 AM PDT by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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To: DeLaine; null and void
"Excuse Nully, he’s a new dad."

Ummmmm.....Nully; is there something you'd like to tell me?

95 posted on 09/19/2008 10:04:46 AM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Darksheare
You're enjoying this entirely too much ...
96 posted on 09/19/2008 10:05:19 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: sweetliberty; Slings and Arrows

I had to test out the “Send Drawer Possums” power on somebody.
Slings was a natural fit, as the local possum populatyion in his area was severely reduced one fateful night involving a giant ballon, acetylene gas, and an errant match.


97 posted on 09/19/2008 10:06:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: Calpernia

Oh no!


98 posted on 09/19/2008 10:06:20 AM PDT by null and void (0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
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To: sweetliberty

I have a baby squirrel on my shoulder.


99 posted on 09/19/2008 10:08:13 AM PDT by null and void (0bama: One year's experience. Biden: One year's experience, thirty times.)
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To: Calpernia; Polarik

Gotta be that horrible waxy 1970’s printout that Ohio used back then.
Sounds like a plan.
*wincing*


100 posted on 09/19/2008 10:08:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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