Posted on 09/15/2008 5:56:42 AM PDT by KeyLargo
Paul Reiser used to make a million dollars an episode, now he’s writing for free at Huffpo and probably refreshing the comments every 8-seconds to take the pulse of his self-worth.
Four times now, Barack Obama Who’s Not A Muslim has accused McCain of racism with his “I don’t look like…” race baiting, but Reiser calls foul on McCain:
"So everyone’s talking about the nasty spike of nastiness in the presidential race — a spike brilliantly orchestrated by the Republican machinery — and Republican John McCain takes a moment to point out that even this is Barack Obama’s fault.
Y’see, all the crap being thrown at Obama — the fear-mongering, the half-truths, the full lies — all the character assassination hurling Obama’s way, is in fact, his own doing.
“I think the tone of this whole campaign would have been very different if Senator Obama had accepted my request for us to appear in town hall meetings all over America,” the Senator from Arizona tells us.
Am I just losing my friggin’ mind? Seriously. I keep looking around the room to see if I’m living in some suddenly altered state where everything we know is now called the opposite, and nobody notices. Or can stop it.
“I wish I didn’t have to take your lunch money, but you should’nt of hadda brung it.”
We’re in the 3rd grade again. The skinny, smart kid who just moved in to the neighborhood is getting roughed-up by the asshole bully."
And this is the most literate part of the rant. The rest… *shakes head*
I didn’t know it was possible to take a metaphor as far as Reiser does, but it goes ’round the world of incoherence before finally, blessedly coming to a stop.
I think you're giving yourself too much credit.
One of you guys needs to make a master Freep thread where we list all the celebrities who have gone off the handle on McCain Palin the last two weeks. Then put in their best “line” We can vote next month on which is the most over the top. Our “Freep” version of the academy awards.
Hollywood’s screen and TV types on the downside of their career bash Republicans in the hope of getting noticed by their peers. In their circle publicity, including bad publicity, is welcome.
LOL! So you noticed that too.
Words of wisdom from another has-been.
Hey everybody!
Look at me!
Look at what I just said or wrote or sang a song about!
And...I can cuss!
So, please have your people call my people and give me a job.
Meanwhile can you spare 10 bucks for a latte?
They need a place to keep their heads!
It's the locus of their thought processes.
Paul, the neighborhood is the United States of America, where we don't need egotistical metrosexuals running the country....like yourself! And Paul, if McCain, (a man that can't even raise his arms up and is 30 some years older than your Messiah) is roughing Barack up, just imagine when Putin gets his hands on him and makes him his beeotch!
Paul Reiser’s TV show sucked.
“Am I just losing my friggin’ mind?”
well....yes.
World: Paul Reiser "third-rate actor/comedian, first-rate schmuck"
j/k, excellent post.
LOL - that really does just about sum it up.
Paul was probably one of those people that used to say what a great guy McCain was and why can’t all republicans be like McCain. Funny how that all changed once he got the republican nomination.
...and of course like a typical loser on the school yard he completely missed the fact that the bully happens to be sticking up for the pretty, popular girl who transferred in from the west coast and is being molested in the fence corner by the rest of the geeks.
Buttsuming he had one to lose in the first place, of course.
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