“Am I just losing my friggin’ mind?”
No Paul. You lost it a long time ago.
Posted on 09/15/2008 5:56:42 AM PDT by KeyLargo
Paul Reiser used to make a million dollars an episode, now he’s writing for free at Huffpo and probably refreshing the comments every 8-seconds to take the pulse of his self-worth.
Four times now, Barack Obama Who’s Not A Muslim has accused McCain of racism with his “I don’t look like…” race baiting, but Reiser calls foul on McCain:
"So everyone’s talking about the nasty spike of nastiness in the presidential race — a spike brilliantly orchestrated by the Republican machinery — and Republican John McCain takes a moment to point out that even this is Barack Obama’s fault.
Y’see, all the crap being thrown at Obama — the fear-mongering, the half-truths, the full lies — all the character assassination hurling Obama’s way, is in fact, his own doing.
“I think the tone of this whole campaign would have been very different if Senator Obama had accepted my request for us to appear in town hall meetings all over America,” the Senator from Arizona tells us.
Am I just losing my friggin’ mind? Seriously. I keep looking around the room to see if I’m living in some suddenly altered state where everything we know is now called the opposite, and nobody notices. Or can stop it.
“I wish I didn’t have to take your lunch money, but you should’nt of hadda brung it.”
We’re in the 3rd grade again. The skinny, smart kid who just moved in to the neighborhood is getting roughed-up by the asshole bully."
And this is the most literate part of the rant. The rest… *shakes head*
I didn’t know it was possible to take a metaphor as far as Reiser does, but it goes ’round the world of incoherence before finally, blessedly coming to a stop.
“Am I just losing my friggin’ mind?”
No Paul. You lost it a long time ago.
Liberals sure are obsessed with rectums.
Paul Reiser doesn’t understand that the “Manhattan hothouse flower” demographic represents only a very slender slice of the US electorate.
The passage of time has not been kind to Paul Reiser. His brain has apparently aged faster than his body, and that’s saying a lot.
Poor Paul Reiser. I remember when his schtick used to be funny, back when it was Richard Lewis’s schtick.
Well, we need to cut him a break, considering the way the alien went medieval on his ass out on LV-426.
Rumor is: he really liked it.
I vaguely remember this guy....he used to be kinda funny.
Who?
Looks like he’s gone from being Mad About You to just plain Pissed Off At You.
Dagnabbit. Can these people just SHUT UP? I love watching Mad About You on reruns, I Tivo it every morning, and in fact just watched it. Will now have to change my Tivo season’s pass. I don’t really care if he supports Obama (you don’t have to be smart to act, clearly). But, why does he have to rant and rave and call my candidate names?
susie
In other words Obama is such an empty suit and so incapable of thinking on his feet or answering a question in a coherent manner to the voting public that McCain would have eaten his lunch.
Being incapable of defending your position with facts, it is best to throw out indignant phrases and swear. Name calling can ice the cake.
I know that guy, he delivers papers in my neighborhood.
Doesn’t this moron have an appointment to have his head ripped off and become impregnated by an eight foot Xenomorph on LV-426?
This race is not dirty. Not by a long shot.
Presidential races are a bloodsport: Win all or lose all.
You want to see a dirty race? Take a look at the 1860 presidential race. Now THAT was dirty.
Paul Reiser? Of for Heaven’s sake, who cares what he thinks?
“of” s/b “Oh”
“I keep looking around the room to see if I’m living in some suddenly altered state where everything we know is now called the opposite, and nobody notices. Or can stop it. “
Maybe if you are good, a nice lady in a white uniform will take you out for a walk today.
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