[Fatuncle]

We can only hope.

[stefanbatory]

Nauru ought never to run out of fertilizer if they do move there...

[DieHard the Hunter]

Nauru has its appeal: the potash that is its only natural resource comprises many thousands of years of bird dung.

Nauru is also relatively well-off. For that reason, I’d prefer to locate the UN on Tuvalu, which is sinking slowly into the Pacific — apparently due to “Global Warming”. Solve two problems at once.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’d favor Mogadishu.

[fredhead]

And if the UN insists on remaining in the US,

put them on Alcatraz.

and abandon them.

[MainFrame65]

Some good alternative proposals. Thanks.

[camle]

a better idea: Zimbabwe!