New Obama Campaign Theme Song

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[xcamel]

They be a boo-hooin over dis one Mon...

[TornadoAlley3]

The Republican convention was the most-watched convention on television ever, beating a standard set by the Democrats a week earlier.

[NewJerseyJoe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9qUZHIpJAw

[ETL]

New Obama Campaign Theme Song: “Barry-Cuda”

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Don't click Here, you've been warned

[ThreePuttinDude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KynpC1e9I9E

[xcamel]

And I was soooo betting on a ‘ricky roll’

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

A BarryRoll is like a RickRoll 2.0 with popup blocker. :oP

[Noumenon]

Obambi must feel like he's run into Poke Salad Annie

[devere]

No, this is the song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXr1mkYWeCU

[HighlyOpinionated]

Jesus and the Democrat

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about getting' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled,

"Don't Touch Me . I'm Collecting Disability."

And I'll bet it was the Community Organizer who helped him get on Disability, too.

[HighlyOpinionated]

I've been called racist because on that "Barack Roll" I commented that Barack obviously gets his dancing genes from his Mama. I amended it to include his Kenyan father because I have not seen any Kenyans dancing. Doesn't mean they don't but usually it's Africans of Negroid descent who have rhythm. Barry's 1/16 Negro African. And the dance gene must have gotten lost somewhere in the DNA.

'Cause Barry Soetoro-Zero got no rhythm at all.