Email warning of impending doom for the US

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[Cailleach]

oh no! The Army didn’t give me any beans! DOOOOOOoooooOOOO00000M!

[am452]

-- The U.S. government needs to start using more of its money to support markets to stem a burgeoning ``financial tsunami,'' according to Bill Gross, manager of the world's biggest bond fund. Banks, securities firms and hedge funds are dumping assets, driving down prices of bonds, real estate, stocks and commodities, Gross, co-chief investment officer of Newport Beach, California-based Pacific Investment Management Co., said in commentary posted on the firm's Web site today. ``Unchecked, it can turn a campfire into a forest fire, a mild asset bear market into a destructive financial tsunami,'' Gross said. ``If we are to prevent a continuing asset and debt liquidation of near historic proportions, we will require policies that open up the balance sheet of the U.S. Treasury.''

[50sDad]

The best book we have found for this is Shelter in the Storm available by the case (60 books in a case) for $16, including shipping, from Harvest Time Books

And there's the payoff.

[Dr. Jaguar DuPre]

Get help. Christians have been standing around for over 2000 years screaming that the world ends tomorrow. NOT! Maybe the Jews were right afterall? Just a thought.

[Hot Tabasco]

If the Cubs win the World Series, I’ll take a longer look at this . . . .

if the Lions win 8 games I'll take a look too.....

[AppyPappy]

Paranoid Schizophrenics tend to be really wordy.

[Jack Black]

Luckily I have spent the last 10 years becoming an ace with my boomerang. I can live forever in the high desert off of rabbits with nothing more than a loin-cloth and my trusty 'rang.

So, until the unthinkable happens and Bush's storm troopers descend on my house at 4AM to hustle me onto a black helicopter I'm going to continue to enjoy the good life: great steaks, fine whiskey, the occasional cigar, internet access, the new season of Sarah Conners Chronicle, and most importantly the NFL season which starts soon.

but, make no mistake. I am a survivor!

[ßuddaßudd]

I told you so....

[Toddsterpatriot]

The Cubs winning the World Series is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.

A Cubs win would be at least Three of the Seven Signs.

[Slings and Arrows]

[DBrow]

I got this emal a month ago.

I’ve moved into a trailer and now keep all my money in a Nigerian bank (I got another email about Nigerian banking).

I already keep a year’s worth of food, which I haul in a smaller trailer.

Be prepared my FRiends.

[Tijeras_Slim]

And I laughed at them when they told me to buy gold.

[L,TOWM]

But, but, but, that won’t be until October!!!! It will be too late for you then!!!!!!!!!!

(do I really need to add the /s tag?)

[1rudeboy]

There would still be opportunities for some astute investors: Boeing/airline stocks for all the planes flying people to the deathcamps, maybe a Pulte Home-type play for the outfits that build them, etc.

[Jim Noble]

I am very familiar with the Old Testament, and I know a thing or two about the Book of Revelations.

There's nothing in there about e-mail. When He wants to send a message, He has more persuasive means in His hands.

I'd relax if I were you.

[McGruff]

[3AngelaD]

According to the law put into effect just last year, the President has the power to declare martial law for any emergency that he feels is a threat to the nation, and if this happens close to election time, the election will be canceled or postponed and the current president will stay in power. The Constitution will also be suspended.

If you can cite this law, I will continue reading. Otherwise, this is from Nutcaseland.

[TheBattman]

As I said - it made me stop and think... for 3 seconds...

[Revolting cat!]

That finally explains why I haven’t seen the Jehovah Witnesses in front of my train station lately - they know and they’re in full prepapration mode now! Holly Watchtower!

[Scythian]

LOL, wow, the dems are really freakin’ aren’t they.