[notaliberal]

Did you have a little tiff with your wife this morning?? Lol

[republicangel]

I’m not sure if I should show this to my husband of 26 years or not. Lol Everyone of those describes me.

[Mr. K]

Can someone with better Powerpoint skill then I please chart this?

[Sopater]

I once heard a pastor say that in an argument, the woman always has the last word. If the man says anything after she has had the last word, he has now started another argument.

[Clemenza]

I hate women who overuse the terms "Alpha Male" and "Beta Male." Older women who always say "Oh, I shouldn't" before putting the pie in their mouth also annoy me.

Any woman driving an SUV with a soccer ball magnet decal also deserves our scorn, for helping to turn her sons into third world kickball playing pansies. ;-)

[normy]

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Not really. First off taking out the trash is not a mans job unless he's the first one to see it's full. If a woman sees it's full and can't lift it then it is fine to ask her husband, otherwise she should take it out herself.

Now if your wife asks you to take out the trash during the football game it is a sure attempt to piss you off. She knows your watching the game. She wants to start a fight with you.

"Five minutes" with the wife usually comes when you're about to take her out to dinner or a movie or you are getting ready to go out. Let's say you have reservations at seven and at 6:30 your still asking how long until she's ready. That is inconsiderate as she should have started earlier instead of starting the night of contentiously.

By the way, I would like to know how many men would tell their wives to take out the trash.