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1 posted on 08/25/2008 12:02:44 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
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To: Mikey_1962

N. Korea? Prolly doesn’t taste nearly as good as the cardboard box it comes in...


2 posted on 08/25/2008 12:06:25 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Vigilantism will arise where the justice system is viewed as overly lenient and/or ineffective.)
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To: Mikey_1962
a new kind of noodle that delays feelings of hunger

I recall an episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies" in which Granny develops a cure for the common cold -- it's a magix elixir which one drinks and then -- in just one or two weeks -- the cold disappears!

A noodle, which after eating, introduces feelings of fullness and makes the patient less hungry. A miracle!!

3 posted on 08/25/2008 12:07:34 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Et si omnes ego non)
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To: Mikey_1962
Which is it? Baby tapeworms or hydraulic cement?
5 posted on 08/25/2008 12:10:20 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Whale oil: the renewable biofuel for the 21st century.)
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To: Mikey_1962
The noodles were made from corn and soybeans, the Choson Shinbo said.

They left out the sawdust, dirt, and methamphetamine from the indgrediant list.

All the things a growing boy needs...

6 posted on 08/25/2008 12:17:44 PM PDT by L,TOWM (If the GOP is this desperate to lose, who am I to stand in their way?)
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To: Mikey_1962

They can fully feed the people with the bullsh*t their propaganda mills are cranking out round the clock.


7 posted on 08/25/2008 12:18:43 PM PDT by SolidWood (God Bless Georgia and grant them victory over Russia!)
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To: Mikey_1962

A food that delays hunger pangs would be useful if you’re trying to lose weight, something I doubt the North Koreans would need.


8 posted on 08/25/2008 12:27:12 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (TSA and DHS are jobs programs for people who are not smart enough to flip burgers)
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To: Mikey_1962

I don’t blame NK, I have heard that those folks genes call for naturally small noodles to begin with. Oh, that’s not what you meant?


11 posted on 08/25/2008 1:15:37 PM PDT by Righter-than-Rush
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
North Korean scientists have developed a new kind of noodle that delays feelings of hunger... According to the newspaper, which is seen as closely linked to the Pyongyang leadership, the new noodles have twice as much protein and fives times as much fat as ordinary noodles. "When you consume ordinary noodles (made from wheat or corn), you may soon feel your stomach empty. But this soybean noodle delays such a feeling of hunger," it said on its website.
So, is the illegal Pyongyang regime still telling the people it occupies that one meal a day makes them stronger?
13 posted on 08/25/2008 7:47:30 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile hasn't been updated since Friday, May 30, 2008)
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To: Mikey_1962
"Special Noodles are ........ PEOPLE!!"


14 posted on 08/26/2008 1:48:22 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ( They told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated)
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To: Mikey_1962

The noodle is about 50 ft. long.

You swallow one end, every 1/2 hour you swallow a bit more of the noodle.
In approx. 24 hours you are able to attach the ends of the noodle together.

Then when you feel hungry you simply reach back and give a tug, similar to clearing a ‘wedgie’.
It tricks your stomach into thinking you just ate.


15 posted on 08/26/2008 2:18:40 AM PDT by Vinnie (You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Jihads You)
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