Posted on 08/25/2008 4:45:46 AM PDT by Molly Pitcher
Good morning!
The Dems' Crazy Convention gets underway. How much of it can you stand to watch? I need a volunteer to watch my share...let me think of some inticement for this huge sacrifice...
Fay - the Storm which Won't go Away - continues its tour of the South.
Debacle in Denver...that’s good, Bit. I heard Rove talking about it being “off” as to timing and message.
I also heard that all of this tepid, ‘we’will win because we’re Dems’ speechifying is putting enormous pressure on Nobama to come up with a killer speech to convince the country exactly why he should be be elected...;-))
I have a joke for you somewhere.....let me see..
Joke:
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!’
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, ‘Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!’
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, ‘I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?’
The guy says, ‘I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a
duck.
THat’s good you two met before the obama’s get into office. Then you’ll need a permit.
He is not allowing the vote in prime time....this is a major screw up.....he is afraid of the bad PR.
Great links, Bit. After reading the first 2 , I really needed Dave Barry.
Yes and I’m rubbing my hands with glee..
Now this is NO joke....the Clintons are leaving town ahead of O's big speech it sounds like...they're going to give him that stage all to himself:-))Well, maybe Jimmah will be up there with him....
Never in my lifetime have I seen a political party have such a tin ear. They actually think this is playing well in middle America.
Barone just called it a risky convention. We had one of those “non=partisan” folks ring the doorbell. Non-partisan, my foot...
I saw something about Obamas people having second thoughts on the Temple thing.
oh no! I say: keep the temple...add some incense...some appropriate sound effects...
They need to have palms of arrugla.... and feed a few conservatives to some Lions....or maybe not.
LOL!
tomorrow McC’s VP name will leak...
I thoroughly enjoyed meeting you two and our visit. I haven't even had a chance to listen to the CD.
Tryin to catch up.
Is anyone else listening to greatest orator since the 1990s?
My starts he lies....lies....lies. I have not known we were in such a dire situation. Gotta turn the bum off. Oh, Michelle didn’t seem impressed when he came on state, until someone told her she was on camera.
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