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At least NEA didn't pay for it!
1 posted on 08/14/2008 8:38:13 AM PDT by Mikey_1962
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To: Mikey_1962

This isn’t another Obama joke is it?


2 posted on 08/14/2008 8:40:31 AM PDT by IbJensen (Ali Bama isn't going to make it!)
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To: Mikey_1962

Guy inside green house...
“did anybody see the size of that bird?!?!”


4 posted on 08/14/2008 8:42:28 AM PDT by davidlachnicht ("IF WE'RE ALL TO BE TARGETS, THEN WE ALL MUST BE SOLDIERS.")
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To: Mikey_1962
The Paul Klee centre's website described the show as containing "interweaving, diverse, not to say conflictive emphases and a broad spectrum of items to form a dynamic exchange of parallel and self-eclipsing spatial and temporal zones."

In other words, so far as the harsher critics of modern art might be concerned: what happens when la merde hits le ventilateur.

HA! Excellent.
5 posted on 08/14/2008 8:42:49 AM PDT by Constitution Day (This tagline is a Designated Whine-Free Zone)
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To: Mikey_1962

I never did like the crap McCartney created.


6 posted on 08/14/2008 8:43:38 AM PDT by Righter-than-Rush
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To: Mikey_1962

http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/rolling_stones/turd_on_the_run-lyrics-401750.html

Grabbed hold of your coat tail but it come off in my hand,

I reached for your lapel but it weren’t sewn on so grand

Begged, promised anything if only you would stay,

well, I lost a lot of love over you.

Fell down to my knees and I hung onto your pants,

but you just kept on runnin’ while they ripped off in my hands

Diamond rings, vaseline, you give me disease,

well, I lost a lot of lover over you

I boogied in the ballroom, I boogied in the dark

Tie you hands, tie you feet, throw you to the sharks

Make you sweat, make you scream, make you wish you’d never been,

I lost a lot of love over you


8 posted on 08/14/2008 8:44:47 AM PDT by weegee (Hi there.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Stuff happens.


9 posted on 08/14/2008 8:45:01 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: Mikey_1962

Round up the usual suspects....

15 posted on 08/14/2008 8:48:06 AM PDT by Dilbert56 (Harry Reid, D-Nev.: "We're going to pick up Senate seats as a result of this war.")
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To: Mikey_1962

Not that we know of!


16 posted on 08/14/2008 8:49:26 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
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To: Mikey_1962

Finally, the answer to the age old question, “Do inflatable bears crap in the woods?”


17 posted on 08/14/2008 8:50:11 AM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: Mikey_1962
But of course the artist is from the U.S.

The museum's director Juri Steiner said Mr McCarthy had not yet been informed of the fate of his artwork, and that he had not yet decided whether to reinstall it in the centre's garden.

The sculpture was featured in an exhibition called "East of Eden. A Garden Show".

The Paul Klee centre's website described the show as containing "interweaving, diverse, not to say conflictive emphases and a broad spectrum of items to form a dynamic exchange of parallel and self-eclipsing spatial and temporal zones."

I don't know about you all but I'm convinced that the above sentence was written by a guy who elevates himself as a dog turd intellectual.

18 posted on 08/14/2008 8:51:46 AM PDT by right wing (The Drive-By Media Are Terrorists Too)
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To: Mikey_1962

There is an Obama ego joke in there somewhere.


20 posted on 08/14/2008 8:58:00 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Too bad there wasn’t a wind power generator in the area.


21 posted on 08/14/2008 9:00:10 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: Mikey_1962

Did they save the 10-story Whoopie Cushion?


23 posted on 08/14/2008 9:19:58 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Mikey_1962
Cellphone: Brrrrt! Brrrrt!

Punchbowl: Hello?

Greenhouse: Hey, Punchbowl, it's me, Greenhouse. Are you missing your turd? We've got one over here...

27 posted on 08/14/2008 9:44:27 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (Alaska has the oil. The Senate has the dipsticks.)
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To: Mikey_1962

You know, that’s the trouble with giant inflatable turds — you just can’t keep them tied down. They want to escape and cause damage.


28 posted on 08/14/2008 9:58:12 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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