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Posted on 08/08/2008 6:57:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/08/2008 7:23:51 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(4-cylinder, air cooled, horizontally opposed......THE REAL VW!!!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/08/2008 7:24:14 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(4-cylinder, air cooled, horizontally opposed......THE REAL VW!!!)
To: DCPatriot
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posted on
08/08/2008 7:26:39 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Lucky9teen
23 year old Linda, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lindas eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out but quickly recovered.
Linda is a Democrat and an Obama supporter but that could be irrelevant.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/08/2008 7:31:22 AM PDT
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: Lucky9teen
Here's an online video musical comedy written and directed by Joss Whedon (creator of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", "Angel" and "Firefly") and starring Neil Patrick Harris as a love starved mad scientist:
"Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
Its about 45 minutes long but it is well worth the time. Very, very funny!
You can download it from Itunes or watch it for free on the above website. The website version has three commercial interruptions.
To: fredhead
To: Sax
These signs are on a door about 30 feet away from me here at my company - honest:
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posted on
08/08/2008 7:38:09 AM PDT
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/08/2008 7:41:42 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
To: girlscout
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posted on
08/08/2008 7:43:08 AM PDT
by
darkangel82
(If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
To: day10
I used to drive by this place in New Port Ritchie, FL a few times a year as I passed through on US19 back in the early 90's. Looked even better at night when the neon was lit up.
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posted on
08/08/2008 7:46:24 AM PDT
by
Sax
(this idea was not a practical deterrent, for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious)
To: Lucky9teen
WoooooHooooo!
To: trisham
Needs caption...
To: day10
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/08/2008 7:57:21 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
To: CholeraJoe
To: Lucky9teen
A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:02:47 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Hi there.)
To: All
Meanwhile....
At the Democrat convention......
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:04:45 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Lucky9teen
This is George Norry's CoastToCoastAM stuff.. here's the silliest of silly, but it's standard for Norry.
In case you've never listened to much of CoastToCoastAm -- the most listened-to night time radio show in the country -- I was not kidding about crackpot regular guests and host, George Norry.
Tonight (7 Aug) Alex Jones was on with a story that VP Cheney ordered some small boats built that matched Iranian military boats. His plan was to order our Navy Seals to attack our Navy off the coast of Iran using those boats.
Our Navy, not knowing that it's their own men, will blast those boats to pieces killing all the Navy Seals -- and giving the "neo-cons" the excuse to go to war with Iran for attacking our ships.
The bankers are behind all this but for some reason the plan was scraped.
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:04:49 AM PDT
by
WilliamofCarmichael
(If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
To: BenLurkin
Put a tiger in your tank...
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posted on
08/08/2008 8:05:33 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Hi there.)
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