One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out but quickly recovered.
Linda is a Democrat and an Obama supporter but that could be irrelevant.
True story - My sister is at a big school/community function with lots of people milling about. She hears a bang and feels something on her neck. She grabs her neck and shouts, “I’ve been shot!”
What she felt was a piece of burst balloon.
We still get a big laugh about that one.