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[Lucky9teen]

08/08/08What a cosmic date! What is the significance of 8/8/8 as applied to conspiratorial 2012 Armageddon. It's got to be something bad right? The new moon falls on August 8, 2008 and it's the beginning of the Olympics in Peking (year of the RAT). Anyone making plans to dig in?

[Lucky9teen]

Just a little humor & coincidence to make your day go by...

I submit to you, two presidents, two assassins, two centuries, and one hell of a coincidence.
I know this sounds like the Twilight Zone but it's more like the X-files.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.

Here is the interesting one.......

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are made of fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And last but not least........

A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.

[Lucky9teen]

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[Cpl. Dwayne Hicks]

TOP 2!!

[Rightly Biased]

top 800 whoo hooo

[absolootezer0]

top 5!

[Sax]

[al baby]

You want silly

[Rightly Biased]

I ain’t buyin any of it nope I’m not!!

Now where is my rabbits foot I spilled some salt.

[al baby]

[trisham]

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LOL! Love it!

[DCPatriot]

[proudpapa]

08/08/08

How many of us graduated in ‘88?

Besides me;^)

[Rightly Biased]

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, ‘Well, darn, someone should go and tell his wife.

Donnie says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, ‘Where did you get that beer, Donnie?’

Cooter’s wife gave it to me,’ Ronnie replies.

‘That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?’

Well, not exactly’, Donnie says. ‘When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter’s widow.’

She said, ‘You must be mistaken, I’m not a widow.’

Then I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.’

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.

[Sax]

[CholeraJoe]

Happy Freaky Friday!

[martin_fierro]

kifed from teh Hawk

[trisham]

So true! Cute, as well. :)

[Sax]

WTF? Family Picture Fail!

[Enosh]

August 8th is my birthday. I was born at 08:00 and weighed 8lb, 8oz.

Since that time, the number eight has left me completely alone. That’s a good thing, I suppose.