Posted on 08/01/2008 2:21:31 PM PDT by meandog
My account was trashed on USA Today, I suspect by a lib protesting my right to speak freely and basically for publishing a few little dittys about BRO-sama: I.E.:
There once was a Dem named Bar-ack
With fans who loved to attack
All those who disagree, and don’t go yippee,
When Barry declared he was crack free!
Abroad, he would stutter and stammer,
Like a springboard being hit with a hammer
Not Muslim denied he, yet we found it to be
That Obama was more like Osama!
AND..
There is a dem named Hussein,
Who’s running quite a campaign,
He’s pulling the press right up to his breast
So no one can see that he’s lame!
His base is chock full of nuts,
They lack what some would call guts
They’d vote in an error to fight war on terror
'Cause they're yellow right down to their butts
Hey...screw USA Today...those are great...keep up the hard work!
LOL! Those were great- very creative.
thats ludacris...
LOL!
Love your limericks though!
There once was a hack named Barack.
Whose ego indeed didn’t lack,
Like Hilton and Spears, an airhead with ears
And a race card that always was black!
“All oil barons are big liars,”
He told to his world of admirers,
To break the gas tide, tune up your ride
And also please pump up your tires!
I suppose you were just doing the jobs Americans wouldn't do.
Har! That’s great!
You are very clever with the rhymes.
LOL! You’re certainly on a roll!
Well done.
Just get a new account.
Hey MeanDog i posted a copy of you first post on this tread at another of my favorite forums. southbendforum.com
just helping spread the nuts for the squirrels.
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