The Dragonflies'Lair ~ Thread LV ~ Anniversary Thread

Afternoon, tomkow! (Evening here...it’s my day off and I’ve been swimming/napping/watching a movie and my schedule is completely off. ;-)

1,181 posted on 08/22/2008 10:39:52 AM PDT by Allegra (It's above my pay grade.)

To: Soaring Feather; tomkow6; NY Attitude; WayzataJOHNN; Kathy in Alaska; MEG33; Allegra; ...

Good Friday!

Lady Jag's Personal Horrorscope
for Friday, August 22, 2008

"It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do." -- Jerome K. Jerome

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You will attain your dream of having your own cooking show, but it will become tiresome when you have to battle your way past people dressed as chickens to get into the studio each day.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You will believe a completely ridiculous hoax about a computer virus today and everyone will tease you mercilessly.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Good time to be unspecific. Instead of being a day late and a dollar short, for example, just try to be late and short. See how much easier that is?

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Excellent day to get involved in one or more conspiracies. If you can hold secret meetings in darkened rooms, so much the better!

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You are being followed by a man with an eye patch and a prosthetic limb. He, in turn, is being followed by a large reptile, which is making a ticking sound.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You will go to a wedding soon, at which you will be uncomfortable. You'll have fun throwing rice, though. In fact, chances are good that you'll take up rice throwing as a hobby. "It's not just for weddings any more," you'll say.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

You will discover a horror almost beyond imagining today -- your home is inhabited by the ghost of an insurance salesman. Who you gonna call?

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Try to be logical, today. It's your only hope. (Which is considerably better than it would be if your "only hope" was some old geezer on the desert planet Folderol and you had to send a robot shaped like an underarm roller-type deodorant off to find him. But not as fun.)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You've got to learn to slow down. You're driving yourself and everyone around you crazy. Just pretend that your life is a Prince Valiant comic strip.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Beware of clams, today.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

A good day to start getting your affairs in order. You shouldn't be having affairs anyway, so the least you can do is tidy them up.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Avoid yodeling today.

1,182 posted on 08/22/2008 1:05:32 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)

To: Lady Jag; Soaring Feather; All

"You're driving yourself and everyone around you crazy."

REALLY????

1,183 posted on 08/22/2008 1:10:18 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

Yep! Not just people, either!

Parrot told me you're driving some of your voices loony and they may plot revenge!

1,184 posted on 08/22/2008 1:33:42 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)

1,185 posted on 08/22/2008 1:46:13 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)

1,186 posted on 08/22/2008 2:49:46 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)

DJ MOONshine Music Man

Lipps Inc - Funkytown

From my "voices"

1,187 posted on 08/22/2008 3:23:22 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

To: Kathy in Alaska

DJ MOONshine Music Man

Christopher Cross - Sailing

From my "voices"

1,188 posted on 08/22/2008 3:24:34 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

DJ MOONshine Music Man

Neil Diamond - The Boat That I Row

From my "voices"

1,189 posted on 08/22/2008 3:25:37 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

DJ MOONshine Music Man

Benny Goodman - Fascinating Rhythm

From my "voices"

1,190 posted on 08/22/2008 3:26:35 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

DJ MOONshine Music Man

Earth & Fire - Weekend

From my "voices"

1,191 posted on 08/22/2008 3:27:37 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

DJ MOONshine Music Man

Benny Goodman - Clarinet A La King

From my "voices"

1,192 posted on 08/22/2008 3:28:42 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

DJ MOONshine Music Man

Shakin' Stevens - This Ole House

From my "voices"

1,193 posted on 08/22/2008 3:29:42 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

1,194 posted on 08/22/2008 3:29:55 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)

DJ MOONshine Music Man

With a Song in My Heart

From my "voices"

1,195 posted on 08/22/2008 3:30:52 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

DJ MOONshine Music Man

Odyssey - Use It Up And Wear It Out

From my "voices"

1,196 posted on 08/22/2008 3:31:58 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

DJ MOONshine Music Man

Peter Kent - It's A Real Good Feeling

From my "voices"

1,197 posted on 08/22/2008 3:33:00 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)