Skip to comments.
Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk
GAWKER ^
| Tue Jul 29 2008
Posted on 07/30/2008 9:39:30 AM PDT by Sopater
No, Lizzie Grubman's still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: callingartbell; cryptobiology; montauk; montaukmonster; tortoisewithnohair
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-79 next last
A tortise without a shell?
1
posted on
07/30/2008 9:39:30 AM PDT
by
Sopater
To: Sopater
2
posted on
07/30/2008 9:40:35 AM PDT
by
FlashBack
(www.proudpatriots.org/www.woundedwarriorproject.org/www.moveamericaforward.org)
To: Sopater
Illegal Cupacabra shooting the finger?
To: Sopater
That’s what I think, too.
Definitely a tortoise head.
4
posted on
07/30/2008 9:42:33 AM PDT
by
kalee
To: kalee
It looks like it has teeth?
5
posted on
07/30/2008 9:43:42 AM PDT
by
cw35
To: Sopater
6
posted on
07/30/2008 9:44:43 AM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
("We have to drain the swamp" George Bush, September 2001)
To: Sopater
Monster?
What? Bubba ‘n The Hilldabeast have been swimming on Long Island again?
Or was it Teddy?
7
posted on
07/30/2008 9:45:42 AM PDT
by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam. TWP VRWC)
To: Carry_Okie; Travis McGee; Quix
8
posted on
07/30/2008 9:48:11 AM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(Having custody of a loaded weapon does not arm you. The skill to use the weapon is what arms a man.)
To: TexasCajun
Reminds me of that street protest photo...
9
posted on
07/30/2008 9:49:42 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Hi there.)
To: Sopater
10
posted on
07/30/2008 9:50:13 AM PDT
by
robomatik
((wine plug: renascentvineyards.com cabernet sauvignon, riesling, and merlot))
To: kalee
and what was the baby in Eraserhead?
11
posted on
07/30/2008 9:51:02 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Hi there.)
To: Sopater
I know what it is. Dead.
"Naw let's make some good SOUP!"
12
posted on
07/30/2008 9:52:39 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Hi there.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
When I was a kid living on the island, we went to visit some friends on the north fork. The older kids kept telling me about Plum Island being the home of aliens and monkey-human hybrids, ie a real Island of Dr. Moreau.
This is a de-shelled sea tortoise. Shows over folks! Nothing to see here!
13
posted on
07/30/2008 9:52:50 AM PDT
by
Clemenza
(No Comment)
To: Sopater
One of Hellary’s flying monkeys ?
14
posted on
07/30/2008 9:53:41 AM PDT
by
ikka
To: robomatik
I haven’t seen that movie since I was seven. In the words of Bob Hope, “thanks for the memories...”
15
posted on
07/30/2008 9:53:44 AM PDT
by
Clemenza
(No Comment)
To: Sopater
Global Warming caused the tortoise to remove its shell before taking a swim and then some Democrat politician with a Federal Grant stole the shell to sell to some poor tortoise with no place to live. The Pol got a government kickback and skimmed off the top. This is how redistribution of Republican wealth works.
/sarc???
16
posted on
07/30/2008 9:55:14 AM PDT
by
HighlyOpinionated
(Each of us has our own song. When you find yours, it brings you great joy.)
To: Sopater
This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. We've found the missing link!
/
To: Sopater
A tortise without a shell? No scales either.
18
posted on
07/30/2008 9:56:53 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(A citizen using a weapon to shoot a criminal is the ultimate act of independence from government.)
To: weegee
19
posted on
07/30/2008 9:57:07 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: Clemenza
This is a de-shelled sea tortoise. Shows over folks! Nothing to see here! Sure, sure. That's what They told you to say, isn't it?
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-79 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson