1 posted on
07/19/2008 5:06:38 PM PDT by
decimon
To: decimon
That headline, it sounds so...well, so sexual.
2 posted on
07/19/2008 5:08:18 PM PDT by
Krankor
(N)
To: decimon
Hmmmm.....and I thought our wild deer were becoming a problem.
3 posted on
07/19/2008 5:09:33 PM PDT by
EggsAckley
(If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?)
To: decimon
"The whole town has been complaining about these kangaroos -- you can't drive down the street without swerving to miss them," he said. Put a cattle catcher on the front of your truck and then don't swerve.
To: decimon
It’s not the breed, it’s the owners.
16 posted on
07/19/2008 5:37:26 PM PDT by
Crawdad
(If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck.)
To: decimon
"The whole town has been complaining about these kangaroos -- you can't drive down the street without swerving to miss them," he said.Well then, quit swerving to miss them - problem solved!
22 posted on
07/19/2008 5:47:16 PM PDT by
meyer
(...by any means necessary.)
To: decimon
The region near the town of Mudgee had been overrun by kangaroos in recent years
Kinda like the overpopulation of deer here in S.E. Michigan. The only solution is to hit them with your car (over 60,000 annually) or shoot them.
Unfortunately they live in the wooded areas amongst subdivisions which makes them unavailable for shooting with either shotguns or bows..........Bad situation all around.
To: decimon
Lotsa places with similar problems and too close in to use rifles or anything noisy. EVERYBODY in the world should have at least one compound bow and know how to use it. That's the basic solution to such problems:
To: decimon
For people who live in the country, on farms, or ranches, dogs can be extraordinarily useful animals.
26 posted on
07/19/2008 7:09:09 PM PDT by
yarddog
To: decimon
People need to quit swerving and go ahead and run over the SOB’s.
27 posted on
07/19/2008 7:13:16 PM PDT by
BnBlFlag
(Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
To: decimon
32 posted on
07/19/2008 9:02:52 PM PDT by
Daaave
("Where it all ends I can't fathom my friends")
To: decimon
I’m confused. Are we supposed to “Tie Your Mother Down,” or “Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport?”
36 posted on
07/19/2008 9:55:37 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: decimon
??? What’s this about a dog-son?
To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
Like, *PING*, dudes.
Cheers!
48 posted on
07/20/2008 6:53:04 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
To: TheMom
TheMom once whooped a goose’s ass after it bit TheBoy. A roo would not have been a problem either.
53 posted on
07/20/2008 11:33:07 PM PDT by
Eaker
(The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. (H.)
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