Posted on 07/07/2008 6:01:08 PM PDT by mdittmar
Who will be the free concert warm up band for obama at Invesco Field?
Colorado natives The Flobots will open with Obama’s fave song “Handlebars.”
Tax Whitey
Thats Easy and Obvious!
“IMANUTJOB and the Rockin Mullahs”
“Who will be the free concert warm up band for obama at Invesco Field?”
Hillary and the Bruisers? ;)
Sadly, the media will cover this like the second coming of you-know-who.
I hate the Left and all the phoney-baloney cr@p they stand for. Truly, I do.
Pearl Jam
Remember "Food-Aid," for starving Ethiopians in a communist regime, or "Hands Across America?"
This will be bigger, I'll wager.
I’ve ruled out two,Ted Nugent and the dixie chicks;)
Not Food-Aid, maybe “Live Aid.” Ah, who cares, it still sucked.
Can you imagine the “carbon footprint” Obama and his comrades are going to leave for his coronation at Invesco. I’ll bet it’s going to be at least 500 times the “carbon footprint” Uncle Adolf and his pals used to leave at Nurnburg.
Whoever it is, will they open with the Soviet anthem like Obama’s last band does?
it’s going to be an old
social gospel
meeting
with al obama.
GG Allin would be perfect, IMO.
Like the convention itself, this will not happen. The dems are too incompetent to pull it off.
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Hot August night
And the leaves hanging down
And the grass on the ground smellin' sweet
Move up the road to the outside of town
And the sound of that good gospel beat
Sits a ragged tent
Where there ain't no trees
And that gospel group tellin' you and me
It's Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies
And ev'ryone goes, 'cause everyone knows
Brother Love's show
Room gets suddenly still
And when you'd almost bet
You could hear yourself sweat, he walks in
Eyes black as coal
And when he lifts his face
Ev'ry ear in the place is on him
Starting soft and slow
Like a small earthquake
And when he lets go,
Half the valley shakes
It's Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies
And ev'ryone goes, 'cause everyone knows
Brother Love's show
[Sermon]
Take my hand in yours,
Walk with me this day
In my heart I know, I will never stray
Halle, halle, halle, halle
Halle, halle, halle, halle
It's Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies
And grab the old ladies and ev'ryone goes
I say, Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Pack up the babies
And grab the old ladies and ev'ryone goes...
Opening prayer by Mullah Omar
Pledge of Allegiance by Hugo Chavez (flag to be announced)
Video tributes from Fidel Castro, Osama Bin Laden and Reverend Wright.
Music from Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens)
Introduction by President Comrade Bob Mugabe of Zimbabwe
Clouds part...convention delegates rise into the air to meet Obama....
Speech.
Olbermann and Matthews ejaculate all over themselves.
more importantly from what ceiling at invesco field will they drop the f*cking balloons
I love this clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTtIbkTWTY
what the f*ck are you guys doing up there we want more ballooons


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