Posted on 07/04/2008 6:20:17 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD
This audio was played this morning on WMAL's "Grandy & Andy Morning Show" and I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. You will totally enjoy this. Here's the YouTube blurb:
"This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him. Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.
Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."
(Little do they know...)
Dear Lord... so many things wrong with this guy it’s hard to know where to start. “There’s nothing wrong with me” - YEAH.... SURE there isn’t Mr. Stud.
Yeah, a gal will no doubt "catch" something from this guy....
It’s that Middle Eastern/Eastern European male mojo thing that makes them think they’re so hot (think “Borat”).... once I went out with a group of friends and met up with a Jordanian who was an acquaintance of one of them.... I look very Iranian (I’m Puerto Rican, though), so this guy was on me ‘like white on rice’.... wouldn’t leave me alone.... finally I said “Dude, cool down, okay, it looks like you’ve never seen a woman before”.... and he ‘went off’ on me.... calling me egotistical, narcissistic, etc.
If they don’t get their way, they get very angry....
Imbeciles....
Since the three of you have a healthy sense of humor, I thought you’d find this voice-mail audio particularly entertaining (and disturbing!)....
Scary thing is, this Dmitri reminds me of a friend (platonic) that I had for several years, curiously enough also a screenwriter/director out in CA, and his dating style was, no joke, just like this.
Sadly, on one hand he was a brilliant, funny man , but his Jeckyll & Hyde personality made it an absolute nightmare aftr a while. Seriously deep psychological fissures, very sad. The meta talk in this call is fascinating, he's just telegraphing his own issues onto the girl while maintaining an air of, "I'm okay, perfectly -- but you're the one that needs saving." Sad guy.
True. All his talk about whether or not Olga had an abusive childhood, or if Olga has passive-aggressive personality issues, etc. is just a 'code name' and/or a cry for help that HE is actually the one who has those issues to deal with. Very needy guy.
I must be a guy, because I didn’t find the message itself particularly funny, but the Youtube visual parody was quite a hoot. I did, however, bail during his second message. The woman expressed interest, and he appeared to be giving an asshole response.
Oh yes, and you must be one of those eeeeeeeeeeeeevil American women. :-)
Sounds like a freeway number in Toronto.
Just admit it ——————— you’re JUST like Dimitri, no?
Hahahaha!!! ;-)
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