The Dragonflies'Lair~Thread LIV

The Poets of The Lair | July 1, 2008 | Soaring Feather

[Soaring Feather]

My Dragonfly And Me


If I could be a Dragon Fly
and wing my way through the sky
I would never be shy
just me and my Dragon Fly!


By moonlight we ride the wind
chase the comets tail for fun
by day we would hide from the sun
our fragile wings would come undone


On darkest nights we would use
fireflies as our guide
we would dip and we would glide
through the heavens open wide
and scatter diamonds in the night sky
my Dragon Fly and me...


And we would wing past our lovers
silent in the night...
to kiss their face in our flight
much to their surprise and delight
my Dragon Fly and me in sight...


Such a view do we share
away up here in the air
of breezes soft through our hair
my Dragon Fly and me a pair...


bentfeather©
2002

[MEG33]

Happy Hump Day

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning, everyone!

I tell ya, gettin' outta of bed this morning was a real contest!
Happy Hump Day.

[Lady Jag]

gettin' outta of bed this morning was a real contest!

Who won?

[Soaring Feather]

I did, I logged on and made coffee.

[Lady Jag]

 

~How many Churchgoers does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal : 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None - Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, three committees to approve the change, and 11 to decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons : 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: - We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: - Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: - What's a light bulb?

[Soaring Feather]

LOL, oh my that is a beauty! Love it.

[Lady Jag]

LOL! Organized religion leads to organized light bulb changing.

[yorkie]

Remember, there are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters

[SevenofNine]

Well report from Fox news claim that violent bulldozer attack happen in Jersrlum done by Palenstein construction worker

What his name Abba Joey or something LOL!

Also Drudge reporting that Rush Limbaugh score 400 million dollar with stuff that keep him on the EIB until 2016

THat mean MO MONEY MO MONEY

[Lady Jag]

 

Frisbeetarianism

The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

 

[jaycee]

Very cute, L.J.!

Think I will lay down....back is aching! Complain, complain, thats me today!

[Lady Jag]

Aw gee! Sorry about your back. Hope it's not chronic and you've just worked it too hard lately.

[jaycee]

I love that cutie! Maybe a couple of those swings would help my back! NOT~~I feel like this kitty looks!

[Lady Jag]

You are beautiful!!!

[Lady Jag]

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles.  Please no bags.

And please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots. Please no gray,

And as for my belly, please take it away.

Please keep me healthy, please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord for all you've done.

[yorkie]

I know just how you feel, JC!
Hope you feel better REAL soon!

[SevenofNine]

OHHH Tomkow tell your voices that tommrow Sci Fi channel going have annual Twilight Zone marthon for fourth of July start at 8am est

So which one of your voices is a fan LOL!

[tomkow6]

I think I live in the Twilight Zone....

[SevenofNine]

Why you say that is because is being from Chicago or your voices rebel against you LOL!

[WayzataJOHNN]

We are the Twilight Zone!