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To: tomkow6; Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; WayzataJOHNN; Kathy in Alaska; MEG33; Allegra; ...
 

~How many Churchgoers does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal : 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None - Candles only.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, three committees to approve the change, and 11 to decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons : 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: - We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: - Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: - What's a light bulb?



25 posted on 07/02/2008 9:43:53 AM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL, oh my that is a beauty! Love it.


26 posted on 07/02/2008 9:50:08 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)
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To: Lady Jag

Remember, there are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters


28 posted on 07/02/2008 10:28:03 AM PDT by yorkie ( Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....It's about learning to dance in the rain.)
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To: Lady Jag

Very cute, L.J.!

Think I will lay down....back is aching! Complain, complain, thats me today!


31 posted on 07/02/2008 11:36:01 AM PDT by jaycee
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To: Lady Jag; tomkow6; All

OHHH Tomkow tell your voices that tommrow Sci Fi channel going have annual Twilight Zone marthon for fourth of July start at 8am est

So which one of your voices is a fan LOL!


37 posted on 07/02/2008 12:56:14 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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