Posted on 06/18/2008 7:34:08 PM PDT by MoochPooch
My brother has selected a puppy for his family's pet—a Parson Russell terrier pup he'll call Wrigley (he's a Cubs fan)—but even before all the kids play with it I'm wondering how I'll feel the day Wrigley gets married.
Will the "bride" wear white? Will I begin to cry, like a big fat baby?
When the "reverend" performing the pet marriage says, "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you dog and . . ."—is that when Satan pops out of the wedding cake and takes us all straight to hell?
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Never have I felt more like a sucker for working at an actual job.
I'm always on the lookout for another sign of the Apocalypse. The last one involved reports of Americans craving $400 per pound gourmet coffee beans from the behind of a cat. Now dog unions are considered blessed events.
LMAO!! I love John Kass.
At least the dogs are marrying other dogs.
Is this next?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2032122/posts
Oops! You beat me to it.
True. Wasn’t there a story a while ago about a British woman who married her dog? Ceremony and everything?
A crackpot Jewish lady gave her dog a bar mitzvah (13th birthday celebration). Called it a “bark mitzvah.”
I kid you not.
(BTW, I’m Jewish, so I can call a spade a spade without impunity.)
Interestingly, so many of these owners are women (I’m female, too). Again, proves my point — the overfeminization of society. Or just a lot of crazy ladies who need a leash more than their pooches.
Did she have a circumcision party for the dog too?
LOL!!
LOL!
If the world doesn’t end when the pastor joins “Bob and Cow” together, it ain’t gonna happen for two dogs.
I think you mean “WITH impugnity.”
Thanks.
Sorry. It’s late at night, folks. My editing skills are plummeting.
Well, heck, a woman already married a dolphin.
Did she have a dog Bris-cuit when it was a puppy?
That’s what kids are for... they’ll find a white doll dress or something and officiate the doggy wedding ceremony themselves.
Most of us, when we were kids did all sorts of cutesy things.
Most of us.
My guess is these kind of people never grew up. They’re still relating to their pets in a childish way.
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