[retrokitten]

"It varies," said famed pet counselor-wedding consultant Shirley Scott, from Walla Walla, Wash. "It could be between $500 to $1,500. But that's just an estimate."

Never have I felt more like a sucker for working at an actual job.

I'm always on the lookout for another sign of the Apocalypse. The last one involved reports of Americans craving $400 per pound gourmet coffee beans from the behind of a cat. Now dog unions are considered blessed events.

LMAO!! I love John Kass.

[MoochPooch]

At least the dogs are marrying other dogs.

Is this next?

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