[Diana in Wisconsin]

Why hasn't someone invented a "Flowbee" for sheep?

[steveo]

Simply shocking... series!

[Califreak]

Quick!

More worker visas!

[Red_Devil 232]

Sheep Shearers in Short Supply

They are in abundant supply ... you just have to go to Washington, DC to find them.

[the invisib1e hand]

Sheep Shearers in Short Supply (WI)

no, there are plenty. they're just dressed like sheep.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Forgot to mention that there’s a very interesting video at the linked site. You can see how to shear a sheep! ;)

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=755111

[patton]

“If you are really serious about shearing, you can go a lot of places and see a lot of things that tourists never see,” Kier said. “

Sounds like my army career. I saw places tourists don’t WANT to see.

[hellbender]

There’s no shortage of individuals eager to fleece their fellow humans, although most of them have migrated to Washington, DC, or the state capitals.

[MrPiper]

Anfang charges $30 per farm visit and $2 for every animal he shears

Sounds like its time to charge 100/farm visit and 10 bucks/sheep. Its called supply and demand.

[heartwood]

I think I read about some drug that makes their wool fall out? And it’s so matted together it comes off in one piece.

Sheep chemo. Sorry.

[Siberian-psycho]

David Kier lives in his van for weeks at a time, sleeping on a foam mattress but never lacking work.

Livin in a van down by the river!

[Titan Magroyne]

Why hasn't someone invented a "Flowbee" for sheep?

... I coulda swore I'd seen ads for a "Flowbee for dogs." What would that be called, I wonder. The Furbee?

Flowbaa?

"For when your sheep want to feel the breeze against their skins. And YOU want to feel them pornstar smooth!"

Oh, sorry for the visuals, there...