[Constitutionalist Conservative]

...but you probably knew this already.

[SmithL]

So, Bill Gates is a pain in the @$$.

[Doogle]

..puters can get rhoids?

[Red_Devil 232]

I have to recycle beer to often to get piles!

[caver]

I wish I could have blamed the computer back in 1980 when I had “piles” surgery.

[seoul62]

Well, I do have tucks wipes in the bathroom./Just Asking - seoul62........

[Sacajaweau]

So, when will the Computer a** pill be on the market?

Or will it be a special "toilet" chair that will solve this devastating problem.

Who will file the first big a** lawsuit?

Corporations: Take Note!!

Not enough carpel tunnel suits for the attorneys?

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Computers fire up your hemmis?....

[ThomasThomas]

It’s all about the chair.

[Kimmers]

You mean piles are the one thing not caused by global warming?

[Revolting cat!]

Treatment includes topical agents to shrink and anesthetize the hemorrhoids, compresses, and if severe, ligation or surgical excision

Ligation? You can sue to get rid of piles?

[Centurion2000]

Great .... first there was carpal tunnel.

Now we get Expanded Tunnel Computer A$$.

Hey ... that sounds like a government spending program from the NorthEast.

[TornadoAlley3]

[Skooz]

Too late.

[Jack Hammer]

So, if you want to stay on the computer a long time, spend part of it standing on your head. There - problem solved.

[Oatka]

Eskimos who do this don’t get hemorrhoids, they get polaroids.

[SunkenCiv]

My butt itches.