Obituary: John Phillip Law, 70; actor played blind angel in 'Barbarella'

Los Angeles Times ^ | May 15, 2008 | Claire Noland

[EveningStar]

John Phillip Law, a tall, blond actor who cut a striking figure as the blind angel opposite Jane Fonda in 1968's "Barbarella" and in other film roles, has died. He was 70.

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