“Slab Squatthrust!”
“Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and G-d!”
“Railing kill!”
“Gee, they shouldn’t have set their phasers to ‘miss.’”
“And our brave hero roasts the disabled man!”
“Coach’ll totally ream me if I don’t file my report.”
“Did you sign Sherry’s birthday card?’
“Spider Skank, Spider Skank...”
“Even in their silliest moments, the Three Stooges never stooped to this level of indignity.”