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1 posted on 05/07/2008 6:08:45 PM PDT by highimpact
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"He ripped my leg off," the woman told police.

Just a flesh wound.

2 posted on 05/07/2008 6:10:13 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Et si omnes ego non)
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To: highimpact; JRios1968; EveningStar; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Ilene Ramirez, LOL!


3 posted on 05/07/2008 6:11:11 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
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Only a true bastard would steal a prosthetic limb.


6 posted on 05/07/2008 6:14:22 PM PDT by buck jarret
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Didn't Heather Mills accuse Paul McCartney of stealing her leg and making her crawl.. One-legged women sure know how to push their men's buttons!
7 posted on 05/07/2008 6:19:45 PM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts ( Liberals see what they believe.. Conservatives believe what they see.)
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"He ripped my leg off,"

A-leggedly.

9 posted on 05/07/2008 6:21:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Going out on a limb.)
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I spent about five years as a LEO in a small town. We regularly had to ‘deal with’ a fella who had a tendency to imbibe a bit too much on a weekly basis. His god-fearin’ wife had lost a leg to diabetes, and so used a prosthesis. It was not at all uncommon to find the husband either walking home or still in the bar, with the wife’s leg. He said that was the only way he could be sure she wouldn’t follow him and nag him to stop drinking.
Yep, folks...you just can’t make this stuff up.


10 posted on 05/07/2008 6:21:38 PM PDT by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion)
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Was her name Eileen or Peggy?


12 posted on 05/07/2008 6:21:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Going out on a limb.)
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I thought it was this guy!


13 posted on 05/07/2008 6:22:43 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (You're gonna cry 96 Tears on my Pillow!)
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To: highimpact

I’ll go out on a limb here and say the husband doesn’t have a leg to stand on.


14 posted on 05/07/2008 6:23:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Going out on a limb.)
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To: highimpact

Just an old Mexican mating ritual!


15 posted on 05/07/2008 6:23:52 PM PDT by Dionysius (Jingoism is no vice.)
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Not a WTF ping!


16 posted on 05/07/2008 6:23:56 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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they found a 29-year-old woman in a sport utility vehicle Tuesday night with a bruised eye and missing a leg and pants.

Maybe the SUV did it.

18 posted on 05/07/2008 6:24:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Going out on a limb.)
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This thread needs pictures.

Calling Paul McCartney’s ex wife.


19 posted on 05/07/2008 6:24:55 PM PDT by Radix (Q. What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A. A receding hare line.)
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To: highimpact
Life imitating art.

Cut to scene from The Sopranos Season 3 where T's sister Janice cops the prosthetic leg of Svetlana (the Russian born former caretaker of Livia Soprano) when sthe latter refuses to surrender the prized record collection of the late matriarch.

23 posted on 05/07/2008 6:35:06 PM PDT by steelyourfaith
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This thread is hoppin...


26 posted on 05/07/2008 6:52:38 PM PDT by glock rocks ( Woof.)
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For the first time in their marriage, the husband got a leg up on his wife.


28 posted on 05/07/2008 7:09:08 PM PDT by Rocky
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Good ol prosthetic legs. Bananas are the funniest fruit, and legs are the funniest prosthetic.


30 posted on 05/07/2008 7:34:35 PM PDT by Yardstick
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ping


34 posted on 05/08/2008 8:34:54 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...

Maybe it was the dog...

but anyway...

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35 posted on 05/08/2008 8:45:53 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______________________Profile updated Monday, April 28, 2008)
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Not an Urban Leg-end, then.


36 posted on 05/08/2008 5:56:16 PM PDT by Redcitizen (What we need is a Grand Army of the Republic.)
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