Posted on 04/29/2008 8:27:18 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
A fifth day of rioting and bombings rocked North America and Europe as the Christian community reacted to news of a controversial biography of Jesus Christ. While public officials have appealed for calm, Christian rage seemed only to escalate yesterday as Pope Benedict issued a papal bull calling for the beheading of the book’s author, Paul Verhoeven. Samaritan’s Purse, a Christian “charity”, has announced a $3.2 million reward for anyone fulfilling the papal bull.
The Bush administration denounced the Verhoeven death sentence in a press conference yesterday, drawing criticism from the Barack Obama campaign. The Democratic presidential candidate told reporters, “If elected, I promise to meet with Pope Benedict without conditions. I am confident that Christians and Americans can work out a modus vivendi preserving at least fifty percent of our free speech rights.”
(Excerpt) Read more at conservativeintelligencer.com ...
The lib’s get-out-of-accountability card is to claim what they’re doing is simply art or satire. It’s pretty sad.
My strategy for dealing with these attention whores is to ignore them.
A wonderful satire showing the differences in the Christian and Muslim reactions to attacks on our faith. One is based on turning the other cheek, one on drawing the sword.
I can’t find this story anywhere else?? I would think that 60 deaths in a Kansas movie theater by a suicide bomber would be big news ... has this been verified anywhere else by credible sources or have I missed something?
ping for later
As one of the keywords point out, the writer has tongue planted firmly in cheek. ;-)
Heck with it - I’m gonna go out and burn a few cars. Who’s with me?
Don’t forget to cover your face and wear a leather jacket.
ahh, thanks for clarification! :)
read later
I would, but I can't afford the gas. And the carbon release would just be horrible.
American Satire, when it is done properly like this article, is just bloody brilliant! Every bit as funny as anything the British can dish up.
It didn’t happen, this is satire.
I think you will enjoy this.
If anyone is interested in a vanity post about a 1st grade school teacher helping out a single parent Soldier in Iraq and his 1st grader here is the link:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2008726/posts
She is the Un-Wright! ;)
Nice!! Thanks for the ping!
BTTT!
Yes. You did.
thanks for the ping, I don’t know if I should laugh or cry:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2008647/replies?c=5
That'll leave stretch marks for sure.
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