[Allegra]

I can’t find this story anywhere else?? I would think that 60 deaths in a Kansas movie theater by a suicide bomber would be big news ... has this been verified anywhere else by credible sources or have I missed something?

As one of the keywords point out, the writer has tongue planted firmly in cheek. ;-)

[DeLaVerdad]

ahh, thanks for clarification! :)

[humblegunner]

Pope Benedict issued a papal bull

That'll leave stretch marks for sure.