New Jersey Police Officer Charged After Allegedly Having Sex With Cows

Fox News ^ | Thursday, April 24, 2008

[TightyRighty]

A New Jersey police officer facing sex assault charges can add animal cruelty to the list after officials said he performed multiple sex acts with cows.

Robert Melia Jr., an officer with the Moorestown Police Department, was charged Tuesday with four counts of animal cruelty, MyFOXPhildelphia.com reports. Authorities said Melia engaged in sex acts with the bovines between June and December 2006.

[sappy]

“I am a cow F*cki*g American” it was ‘herd’ said, in the vein of Gov. McGreevey.

[toddlintown]

Are her udders perky?

[glock rocks]

Ah, yet another moo bang moo bang moment. Thank you for the ping. My day is complete.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks, but keep an eye on your account - the day’s not over yet.

[amxfan2002]

Moo Ping!!!

[Eric Blair 2084]

What’s wrong with having sex with a cow?

Fat women need love too.

[ottbmare]

I don’t know about cows, but about once every three weeks or so mares would be very grateful. I have known them to rub trees down with their hindquarters when in heat, and I’m sure they wouldn’t object to a man—trouble is, they can play rough.

[mountainbunny]

Well, that’s just awful.

I heard his girlfriend was a cow.
Real bossy.

[SunkenCiv]

Robert Melia Jr., an officer with the Moooooooooorestown Police Department...

[SunkenCiv]

I guess he knows where the beef is.

[martin_fierro]

Really. Don't.

[Vio24]

"Look, I realize you have conservative beliefs, which is why you are posting here, so I don't want to scold you. BUT, surely you realize that all relationships are difficult, and require work. Every relationship has its ups and downs, but true love will survive the bad times. Divorce is the easy way out."

It's not that serious a problem that divorce is a consideration. It's just that she has her own ways. You know, she wants to go one way and I want to go the udder way.(ba boom boom)

[bmwcyle]

ping

[Fresh Wind]

I understand cops in New Jersey ride Kawasakis...

[dashing doofus]

;-)

Lots of material on this story.

[Vio24]

Yeah, it’s really to easy.

[Brainhose]

Sex with cows? Do you mean Rosie O’Donnell, Rosanne Barr, Helen Thomas, etc?

[Anvilhead]

In related news, Cairne Bloodhoof will be holding a press conference to denounce the decision to indict and to explain that this incident is a natural progression from the Loving v. Virginia case of 1967.

[mowowie]

That dude has the look that he knows it’s not gonna be a very good Summer...

[tumeniwrdz1]

if he didnt use protection..and their first born is a girl..they can name her cowpatty ;)