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New Jersey Police Officer Charged After Allegedly Having Sex With Cows
Fox News ^ | Thursday, April 24, 2008

Posted on 04/24/2008 12:44:25 PM PDT by TightyRighty

A New Jersey police officer facing sex assault charges can add animal cruelty to the list after officials said he performed multiple sex acts with cows.

Robert Melia Jr., an officer with the Moorestown Police Department, was charged Tuesday with four counts of animal cruelty, MyFOXPhildelphia.com reports. Authorities said Melia engaged in sex acts with the bovines between June and December 2006.

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TOPICS: Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
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To: TightyRighty

Bush’s fault


61 posted on 04/24/2008 1:31:05 PM PDT by Dominic01 (Bush is the man of the hour...of the day...for life)
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To: Vio24
Maybe it was love but at best it is a difficult relationship. For instance one must disengage while performing the sex act in order to run around to the front and give the Cow a kiss. A bit awkward and tiring as well.

Look, I realize you have conservative beliefs, which is why you are posting here, so I don't want to scold you. BUT, surely you realize that all relationships are difficult, and require work. Every relationship has its ups and downs, but true love will survive the bad times. Divorce is the easy way out.

62 posted on 04/24/2008 1:31:23 PM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: bobjam
Are the hookers in Jersey really that bad?

Client Nine didn't think so.

63 posted on 04/24/2008 1:33:32 PM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: TightyRighty; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
A New Jersey police officer facing sex assault charges can add animal cruelty to the list after officials said he performed multiple sex acts with cows.

The cows didn't like it?


64 posted on 04/24/2008 1:34:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: dashing doofus
Every relationship has its ups and downs, but true love will survive the bad times. Divorce is the easy way out.

For better or wurst.

65 posted on 04/24/2008 1:36:45 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: dashing doofus

If she’s big enough, she’s old enough.


66 posted on 04/24/2008 1:39:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: TightyRighty

I am sure ex Gov. McGreevey was somehow involved.....


67 posted on 04/24/2008 1:39:41 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Gaffer
He was probably doing to the cow what he did to every other NJ citizen every day

Well, if the cow was doing what it had to in order to beat a speeding violation, that changes everything. I assumed this was a consensual relationship.

68 posted on 04/24/2008 1:40:21 PM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: TightyRighty

Sounds like somebody saw those “Happy Talking California Cows” commercials too many times ...


69 posted on 04/24/2008 1:41:45 PM PDT by x
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To: TightyRighty

His friends are still laughing at him for picking the ugliest one.


70 posted on 04/24/2008 1:44:59 PM PDT by Walmartian
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To: mmanager

Why Pay For the Cow When the Milk’s For Free?


71 posted on 04/24/2008 1:46:37 PM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: dashing doofus

Too funny! (-:


72 posted on 04/24/2008 1:46:57 PM PDT by PeterFinn (Charlton Heston & Ronald Reagan - my two favorite Presidents.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
If she’s big enough, she’s old enough.

So you think that statutory rape laws shouldn't apply to the obese, or to large animals? That's cutting edge, progressive thinking.

73 posted on 04/24/2008 1:49:29 PM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: TightyRighty

Must have been reading ee cummings “The way to hump a cow is not”.


74 posted on 04/24/2008 1:57:23 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: TightyRighty

Holy cow ... wonder if the sex was a moooooving experience.


75 posted on 04/24/2008 2:00:43 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: TightyRighty

That is NOT what is meant by “Jersey girl.”


76 posted on 04/24/2008 2:06:09 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: TightyRighty

Save a horse. Ride a cow.


77 posted on 04/24/2008 2:07:24 PM PDT by manic4organic (Send a care package through USO today.)
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To: dfwgator

Udderly tasteless!

Churn back, now!


78 posted on 04/24/2008 2:08:26 PM PDT by elcid1970 (My cartridges are dipped in pig grease.)
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To: Red Badger

He didn’t call them the next day.


79 posted on 04/24/2008 2:08:36 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: TightyRighty

There he was, innocently walking along. Nothing would have happened if the bovines with loose morals hadn’t made cow eyes at him.

They were asking for it.

Betcha they have tattoos too, those tramps!


80 posted on 04/24/2008 2:47:48 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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