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New Jersey Police Officer Charged After Allegedly Having Sex With Cows
Fox News ^ | Thursday, April 24, 2008

Posted on 04/24/2008 12:44:25 PM PDT by TightyRighty

A New Jersey police officer facing sex assault charges can add animal cruelty to the list after officials said he performed multiple sex acts with cows.

Robert Melia Jr., an officer with the Moorestown Police Department, was charged Tuesday with four counts of animal cruelty, MyFOXPhildelphia.com reports. Authorities said Melia engaged in sex acts with the bovines between June and December 2006.

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TOPICS: Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: moo; udderingpublishing
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To: TightyRighty
Maybe his wife was un moo ved by him.


21 posted on 04/24/2008 12:53:30 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: SmithL
You play with the bull....you get the horns.


22 posted on 04/24/2008 12:53:52 PM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: SmithL

The cop sid, “Nothing to see here, mooooooove on.”


23 posted on 04/24/2008 12:54:45 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: dashing doofus

Leftists I’ve argued with about the marriage issue don’t have the logical brain power to answer

How is your arbitrary definition of “two people” any more valid or any less “arbitrary” than the 3000 yr old definition of 1 man and 1 woman?


24 posted on 04/24/2008 12:54:55 PM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: TightyRighty

He looks as broke as that old stump.


25 posted on 04/24/2008 12:55:22 PM PDT by Sybeck1 (It's truly bad when your Savior in November is Judas Himself.)
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To: TightyRighty

There needs to be established a Man Bovine Love Association (ManBoLo).


26 posted on 04/24/2008 12:55:34 PM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: Slings and Arrows

moooooo


27 posted on 04/24/2008 12:55:41 PM PDT by KoRn (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Charles Henrickson


28 posted on 04/24/2008 12:56:13 PM PDT by DainBramage
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To: TightyRighty
This thread needs more......


29 posted on 04/24/2008 12:57:57 PM PDT by Pistolshot (When you let what you are define who you are, you create racial divisiveness.)
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To: TightyRighty

Hey, I was just trying to help her over the fence, I SWEAR!!!

30 posted on 04/24/2008 12:58:03 PM PDT by Hatteras
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To: TightyRighty
He certainly was leading an udder life.

Leni

31 posted on 04/24/2008 12:59:43 PM PDT by MinuteGal (I Love My Country More than I Dislike McCain !)
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To: TightyRighty
Officer Melia, caught in the act:

"I gotta have more cowbell, baby!"

32 posted on 04/24/2008 1:00:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cowabanga!)
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To: TightyRighty

33 posted on 04/24/2008 1:00:03 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: MrB

Precisely. These completely arbitrary rules about who can marry who, or what, are absurd, relics of a bygone era.

If I want to marry a chipmunk, who would that harm? Conservatives make these stupid rules to repress free expression and love.


34 posted on 04/24/2008 1:00:03 PM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: TightyRighty

Honest honey, I meant to stop and just get milk!


35 posted on 04/24/2008 1:00:46 PM PDT by mmanager (Fred is choosing the field for battle and he likes the view.)
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To: Pistolshot

See post 32. GMTA.


36 posted on 04/24/2008 1:00:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cowabanga!)
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To: TightyRighty

Robert “Cowboy” Melia Jr.


37 posted on 04/24/2008 1:01:23 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: TightyRighty

His wife might look like a cow. Who knows? What a pervert and a sicky.


38 posted on 04/24/2008 1:01:44 PM PDT by lone star annie
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To: TightyRighty

39 posted on 04/24/2008 1:05:11 PM PDT by Dysart
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To: TightyRighty

Mooooove along folks; Nothing to see here.


40 posted on 04/24/2008 1:05:31 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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