[najida]

OK, this is the cutest and most accurate of the lists I have saved. :)

[najida]

Totally TIC humor.

[Red Badger]

9. If you said you are going to be somewhere at a certain time, then do it. Don't expect us to wait around.

It has been my experience that this is the other way around.....

[ThomasThomas]

I must assume that since you numbered them that we can ignore anything past #1.

[subterfuge]

Here’s mine for all the women I know.

1. Stop telling me what to do.

[Moonman62]

I hope a woman like this would give me the list right up front so I could have nothing to do with her.

[absolootezer0]

rules guys wish girls knew:
we want sex. lots of it. if you don’t give us plenty of opportunity to practice, don’t expect us to get it right when you want it once a month.

[ArrogantBustard]

2. Shave every day.

Sorry, dear ... you lost me right there.

Last time I shaved was ... hmmmm ...

Oh, yes. I had facial surgery several months ago. Had to shave for that.

Had to buy a razor.

[Tax-chick]

Unacceptable thing to do is sit there and pretend you're listening and just say "uh huh" and "yes Dear"- it's condescending.

I actually think this is okay. He says "Uh-huh, sure, whatever ..." and then I head for Amazon.com or Ignatius Press with the credit card :-).

[HoosierHawk]

They're not totally unreasonable. But shave every day??

That's just cruel.

[mnehring]

You touched a nerve with this one ->

7. Don't fix it if it's really not broke. You don't need to take everything apart out of curiosity.

We need to take things apart to know how they work just in case it breaks and we need to fix it.

[MNJohnnie]

Rule #1. Rules are only for guys, Women reserve the right to change their minds at random, on a whimsy, or for no apparent reason what so ever.

Rule #2. What is your is “ours” what is her’s is her’s alone.

[APFel]

Huh. I wonder what sort of guy inspired this list? Probably not someone worth having around.

In my experience, this is a list of complete cliches that situation comedies love to draw from. Absolute rubbish.

APf

[Living Free in NH]

Is the t-shirt rule true? I had no idea and I hardly ever wear one under a dress shirt. < But I’m willing to change if it’s unacceptable >

[Revolting cat!]

"Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice!"

[donna]

24. Hey, we CAN be friends with our ex's- so deal with it!

Does he get to be "friends" with his ex's?

[dfwgator]

If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to get our attention during Gray's Anatomy.

Deal!

[HungarianGypsy]

LOL! I have a friend who would be the ideal man according this list Of course, the joke is that macho guys think he’s gay, when he’s definitely not.

[mad_as_he$$]

I only have one rule for women (see we are more tolerant). You took me for what I was at the time so quit trying to change me or modify my behavior. You picked me so therefore I must of had something you wanted at the time.

[cspackler]

Hey, we CAN be friends with our ex's- so deal with it!

Maybe, but THEY can never be friends with you. We are all pigs, and he will only be constantly plotting to get in your pants, unless he has turned gay. We know that because we live it.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Hey, we CAN be friends with our ex's- so deal with it!

We can deal with the fact that you can handle having your ex as a friend. We can't deal with the fact that your ex can't. And no matter how many times both of you claim that you are just friends does not change the FACT that all he wants is back into your pants.