[subterfuge]

Here’s mine for all the women I know.

1. Stop telling me what to do.

[misterrob]

How many men does it take to change a light bulb in the kitchen?

None. She can cook my dinner in the dark, barefoot and pregnant with a smile on her face for having such a wonderful man in her life that allows her to bear his children.

[strider44]

Here’s another one:

1. You show me the hottest woman in the world and I’ll show you the dude who’s tired of f*cking her.