A gray male octopus (right) mates with a female. Marine biologists studied the creatures in the wild and found the octopuses interacted often. UC Berkeley photo by Roy Caldwell
1 posted on
04/17/2008 8:00:14 AM PDT by
SmithL
To: SmithL
Octopus sex is more complex than you'd think I'm sure someone in San Fransisco can say this from personal experience.
To: SmithL
She discovered that the males were very picky and discriminating, that the females would have sex with just about anybody, and that male competition for females tended to be violent and frequent. Sounds like no singles bar I've ever been to.
To: SmithL
Reminds me of a joke on Coupling(UK) which I probably shouldn’t repeat here.
6 posted on
04/17/2008 8:14:51 AM PDT by
mnehring
To: SmithL
“Octopus sex is simple, dull and quick...”
Sounds like people sex after marriage (ducking and running)
7 posted on
04/17/2008 8:18:01 AM PDT by
gracesdad
To: SmithL
I wonder how much we ended up paying for these little gems of knowledge?
8 posted on
04/17/2008 8:18:05 AM PDT by
Cheapskate
(Still backing Hunter"I refuse to be fitted with collar and chain, and given a pat on the back")
To: Slings and Arrows
10 posted on
04/17/2008 8:22:58 AM PDT by
KoRn
(CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
To: SmithL
I'm betting that this study was funded by our tax dollars.
ML/NJ
11 posted on
04/17/2008 8:29:11 AM PDT by
ml/nj
To: SmithL
I suppose when you have eight appendages plus the unit, it could get a bit confusing.
12 posted on
04/17/2008 8:41:14 AM PDT by
lesser_satan
(Vote McCain - The Choice who Sucks Less!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Headline alone ping.....
8^)
14 posted on
04/17/2008 8:47:17 AM PDT by
The SISU kid
(I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
To: SmithL
Anything out on porcupine sex yet????
15 posted on
04/17/2008 8:47:47 AM PDT by
rednesss
(Fred Thompson - 2008)
To: SmithL; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I didn't do it; nobody saw me; you can't prove anything.

16 posted on
04/17/2008 8:48:09 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: SmithL
18 posted on
04/17/2008 8:59:28 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: SmithL
Bigger is better The researchers also observed males selecting their mates.
“Males prefer large females,” Caldwell said. “If you're going to invest in guarding, you want to get the most bang for your buck.”
The large females were preferred because they produced more eggs.
“It was very common to have a very large male next to a large female,” Huffard said. “He could give her his sperm without leaving his den, and she didn't leave hers. Nobody has to give up their apartment.”
There are a few jokes in there.
21 posted on
04/17/2008 9:09:43 AM PDT by
maggief
To: SmithL
I do my best to never think about octopus sex.
22 posted on
04/17/2008 9:15:08 AM PDT by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: SeaDragon
The things you can learn here at FR. :-)
30 posted on
04/17/2008 10:06:44 AM PDT by
RikaStrom
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To: SmithL; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; jdm; Gamecock; F15Eagle
"lead author on a study recently published in Marine Biology"

To: SmithL
Octopuses are believed to have roughly the same level of intelligence as a cat, which is quite extraordinary considering they are 200-300 million years older as a species. They have both short- and long-term memory, they learn by observation and they have remarkable problem-solving capability as well as the ability to distinguish between complex patterns and shapes. These are all characteristics which are usually only attributed to higher-order mammals. Octopuses are anything but ‘simple’.
Sorry for going off on a track here, a bit of a ‘geek’ on this.
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