Not really Vanilla's wife but someone who must've made just as bad a decision...
Posted on 04/11/2008 12:02:20 PM PDT by Perdogg
Vanilla Ice is in hot water after an argument with his wife has landed him in jail.
Police in Florida were called to his home and arrived to find Mrs. Ice upset and distraught.
ping
Meltdown.
Not really Vanilla's wife but someone who must've made just as bad a decision...
So, are you saying that Ice is in the cooler?
Ice has been under 'Pressure' is all I can say...(and I know, obscure reference)...
PaMom
Well his wife will be giving him the cold shoulder for a while.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
You know it’s kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isn’t cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.
So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway.
He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate.
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe’s.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly
For a white guy.
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn’t have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto,
He sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
They’re gonna kick his lily ass.
So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway.
He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate.
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world loves wannabe’s.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing
Now he’s getting a tattoo.
Yeah he’s gettin’ ink done.
He asked for a ‘13’,
But they drew a ‘31’.
Friends say he’s trying too hard
And he’s not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He’s the, he’s the dopest trip.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway.
He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate.
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe’s.
Oh the world loves wannabe’s.
So let’s get some more wannabe’s.
And (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.
The guy lives down the street from me. (really)
He eats at Ruby Tuesdays a lot. Has a nice looking son.
Is she a street-wise,poor gang member as he was???
Does he get the Bison burger? It’s good. Almost as good as Ted’s Montana grill’s.
Chick in the back is better looking.
His wife must be the queen of the household...(every bit as obscure reference)
"Check out da hook....while my DJ revolves it....."
doo doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
doo doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo...
Etenim, siste, me iuva, auscultaque
(Indeed: Halt, aid me, and take heed)
Gelu redivit cum inventione novissima
(Frost has returned with a very new invention)
Nescioquid me constringit
(Something constrains me)
Fluo ceu hasta baleanarum necandarum noctu et quotidie
(I flow in the manner of a whale-killing spear daily and by night)
Umquam hoc desistetne? Ego dubito...
(Shall this ever cease? I myself doubt it.)...
LOL...those wacky Van Winkels :)
Heh. He probably does.
He made the local paper here a little while ago after animal control was called to investigate a loose ... kangaroo.
Turns out, the kangaroo belonged to him and it
had gotten loose and was hopping around the neighborhood.
Must be a FReeper Class of '99 thing.
PaMom
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