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Ice, ice, busted! (Vanilla Ice Arrested)
Sheknows.com ^ | By Joel D Amos

Posted on 04/11/2008 12:02:20 PM PDT by Perdogg

Vanilla Ice is in hot water after an argument with his wife has landed him in jail.

Police in Florida were called to his home and arrived to find Mrs. Ice upset and distraught.


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Yo - kick it!
1 posted on 04/11/2008 12:02:22 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: MotleyGirl70; Xenalyte; jdm; Tax-chick; PennsylvaniaMom

ping


2 posted on 04/11/2008 12:03:05 PM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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To: Perdogg

Meltdown.


3 posted on 04/11/2008 12:03:17 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed ... ICE’s toll-free tip hotline —1-866-DHS-2-ICE ... 9/11 .. Never FoRGeT)
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To: Perdogg

Not really Vanilla's wife but someone who must've made just as bad a decision...

4 posted on 04/11/2008 12:05:09 PM PDT by weegee (March 18th, 2008 Obama~"I did NOT listen to the sermons of that man, Jeremiah Wright...")
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To: Perdogg

So, are you saying that Ice is in the cooler?


5 posted on 04/11/2008 12:06:38 PM PDT by alarm rider ("Difficile est saturam non scibere" -- it's difficult not to write satire.)
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To: Perdogg
Ya beat me to it!!! Just saw it on HG...oh wells...

Ice has been under 'Pressure' is all I can say...(and I know, obscure reference)...

PaMom

6 posted on 04/11/2008 12:06:58 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Yoi. And double yoi.)
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

Well his wife will be giving him the cold shoulder for a while.


7 posted on 04/11/2008 12:09:11 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: Perdogg

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it’s kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isn’t cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway.
He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate.
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe’s.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly
For a white guy.

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn’t have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto,
He sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
They’re gonna kick his lily ass.

So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway.
He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate.
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world loves wannabe’s.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing

Now he’s getting a tattoo.
Yeah he’s gettin’ ink done.
He asked for a ‘13’,
But they drew a ‘31’.
Friends say he’s trying too hard
And he’s not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He’s the, he’s the dopest trip.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway.
He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate.
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe’s.
Oh the world loves wannabe’s.
So let’s get some more wannabe’s.
And (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.


8 posted on 04/11/2008 12:10:26 PM PDT by misterrob (Obama-Does America Need Another Jimmy Carter?)
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To: Perdogg

The guy lives down the street from me. (really)
He eats at Ruby Tuesdays a lot. Has a nice looking son.


9 posted on 04/11/2008 12:11:09 PM PDT by bill1952 (I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
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To: Perdogg

Is she a street-wise,poor gang member as he was???


10 posted on 04/11/2008 12:11:41 PM PDT by billygoatgruff
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To: bill1952

Does he get the Bison burger? It’s good. Almost as good as Ted’s Montana grill’s.


11 posted on 04/11/2008 12:13:10 PM PDT by Perdogg (Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
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To: weegee

Chick in the back is better looking.


12 posted on 04/11/2008 12:16:35 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: PennsylvaniaMom
"Ice has been under 'Pressure' is all I can say..."

His wife must be the queen of the household...(every bit as obscure reference)

13 posted on 04/11/2008 12:17:36 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: pissant
"If der was a problem.....yo...I'll solve it....."

"Check out da hook....while my DJ revolves it....."

14 posted on 04/11/2008 12:24:33 PM PDT by BossLady ("People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul" - Carl Jung)
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To: Perdogg
Gelu, O Gelu, Cara
VANILLÆ GELUS

doo doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
doo doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo...

Etenim, siste, me iuva, auscultaque
(Indeed: Halt, aid me, and take heed)
Gelu redivit cum inventione novissima
(Frost has returned with a very new invention)
Nescioquid me constringit
(Something constrains me)
Fluo ceu hasta baleanarum necandarum noctu et quotidie
(I flow in the manner of a whale-killing spear daily and by night)
Umquam hoc desistetne? Ego dubito...
(Shall this ever cease? I myself doubt it.)...

Vanilla Ice: "Ice Ice Baby" translated into Latin

15 posted on 04/11/2008 12:25:05 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: dblshot

LOL...those wacky Van Winkels :)


16 posted on 04/11/2008 12:26:49 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Yoi. And double yoi.)
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To: Perdogg
>Does he get the Bison burger?

Heh. He probably does.

He made the local paper here a little while ago after animal control was called to investigate a loose ... kangaroo.

Turns out, the kangaroo belonged to him and it
had gotten loose and was hopping around the neighborhood.

17 posted on 04/11/2008 12:26:56 PM PDT by bill1952 (I will vote for McCain if he resigns his Senate seat before this election.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
:) I get it...

Must be a FReeper Class of '99 thing.

PaMom

18 posted on 04/11/2008 12:28:33 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Yoi. And double yoi.)
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To: Perdogg

19 posted on 04/11/2008 12:28:39 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (feh)
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To: windcliff

ping


20 posted on 04/11/2008 12:31:44 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
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