[Perdogg]

Yo - kick it!

[Perdogg]

ping

[NormsRevenge]

Meltdown.

[weegee]

Not really Vanilla's wife but someone who must've made just as bad a decision...

[alarm rider]

So, are you saying that Ice is in the cooler?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Ya beat me to it!!! Just saw it on HG...oh wells...

Ice has been under 'Pressure' is all I can say...(and I know, obscure reference)...

PaMom

[misterrob]

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it’s kind of hard
Just to get along today.
Our subject isn’t cool,
But he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue;
And he may not have style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial.

So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway.
He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate.
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe’s.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly
For a white guy.

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice.
But they didn’t have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice.
Now cruising in his Pinto,
He sees homies as he pass.
But if he looks twice
They’re gonna kick his lily ass.

So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway.
He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate.
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world loves wannabe’s.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing

Now he’s getting a tattoo.
Yeah he’s gettin’ ink done.
He asked for a ‘13’,
But they drew a ‘31’.
Friends say he’s trying too hard
And he’s not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He’s the, he’s the dopest trip.

Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don’t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway.
He’s gonna play the field, and keep it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate.
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.
The world needs wannabe’s.
Oh the world loves wannabe’s.
So let’s get some more wannabe’s.
And (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

[bill1952]

The guy lives down the street from me. (really)
He eats at Ruby Tuesdays a lot. Has a nice looking son.

[billygoatgruff]

Is she a street-wise,poor gang member as he was???

[Constitution Day]

Gelu, O Gelu, Cara
VANILLÆ GELUS

doo doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
doo doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo...

Etenim, siste, me iuva, auscultaque
(Indeed: Halt, aid me, and take heed)
Gelu redivit cum inventione novissima
(Frost has returned with a very new invention)
Nescioquid me constringit
(Something constrains me)
Fluo ceu hasta baleanarum necandarum noctu et quotidie
(I flow in the manner of a whale-killing spear daily and by night)
Umquam hoc desistetne? Ego dubito...
(Shall this ever cease? I myself doubt it.)...

Vanilla Ice: "Ice Ice Baby" translated into Latin

[reagan_fanatic]

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[Darren McCarty]

Play the funky music white boy!

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

They’re only doing this to him because he’s black. ;)

[RabidBartender]

One of the parody comments from http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/apr/11/rapper-vanilla-ice-arrested-fla/

“To the extreme I hit my wife like a vandal. Light up with rage and whack her mug with my sandal.”