Watch out for falling prices........
Geezers Gone Wild
My first thought was that one was putting price tags all over the other...lol
WalMart Ping..............I think :)
LOL!
“I’m a bringin’ you down!”
The 81 year old is lucky Wal-Mart only uses Made in China pricing guns, those old Made in USA ones would knock him out cold. Don’t make’em like they used to.
Geriatric games. Gold medal for the hardest hit.
Set phasers on stun
I can picture this scene in the next Bob and Doug MacKenzie movie. Hosehead.
He was clearly trying to give the guy is two cents worth.
When will the You Tube video be available?
Pricing guns? Was this a WalMart or a museum?
This is the greatest application ....what a guy!!! He should live to be a really old fella with that attitude!
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way(Grumpy Old Bastard)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. Butseriously, whatever's available . If I was in a position to be picky, Iwouldn't be applying here in the first place
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pensand post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to amore intimate environment ..
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 lbs.?:Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do you have a car that runs?'
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no!
On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatestthing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely..
***Old People Rock! ***
One false move and the old codger gets discounted!
“Give me your money or I’ll mark down everything in the place.”
— Steven Wright
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