Posted on 04/08/2008 11:44:22 AM PDT by Froufrou
A 70-year-old man attacked an 81-year-old man with a pricing gun inside a Wal-Mart, according to an arrest report.
The report said Dennis O'Brien and John Esposito began arguing Sunday and O'Brien swung at Esposito with the tool in his right hand.
Authorities say Esposito suffered a swollen left eye and cuts on his nose and mouth.
Esposito said both he and O'Brien worked at Wal-Mart. He would not discuss the nature of their argument.
The report says O'Brien told a sheriff's deputy he acted in self-defense, but security tape showed O'Brien raising his hand first, striking Esposito in the face and then pushing him to the ground.
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I can picture this scene in the next Bob and Doug MacKenzie movie. Hosehead.
He was clearly trying to give the guy is two cents worth.
I heard there was a senior catfight later in Ladies Granny Panties...
[Chinese] crap got yer tongue? Me know. Me shop Target! Less Chinese Junk...
LOL
Rastro, ris rat roo?
When will the You Tube video be available?
The men, or the Granny Panty catfight that I made up?
The real fight. I thought all of these things are for video display to the viewing public.
I checked but didn’t see any thing like it on You Tube. Maybe in a day or two...?
Pricing guns? Was this a WalMart or a museum?
A portable scanner maybe, it's shaped somewhat like a gun and a reporter wouldn't know the difference.
This is the greatest application ....what a guy!!! He should live to be a really old fella with that attitude!
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny.....
NAME: Kenneth Way(Grumpy Old Bastard)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. Butseriously, whatever's available . If I was in a position to be picky, Iwouldn't be applying here in the first place
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pensand post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to amore intimate environment ..
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 lbs.?:Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do you have a car that runs?'
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no!
On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatestthing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely..
***Old People Rock! ***
One false move and the old codger gets discounted!
Lol, sure is, but that one doesn’t have the great picture!!
Looks like he’s wearing a black garbage bag with a smiley face.
“can you lift 50 lbs.?” Of what?
“Nearest relative?” 7 miles.
ROTFLMAO! “Sex?” Not lately. Looking for the right person or one who’ll cooperate...
~SNORRFLE!~
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