Demon rum'll do that to you.
Maybe he's a pirate.
The infamous Pusser's Painkiller®the drink we are known for throughout the West Indies, in the U.S. and many parts of Europe!
The Painkiller® is a blend of Pusser's Rum with 4 parts pineapple juice, 1 part cream of coconut and 1 part orange juice served over the rocks with a generous amount of fresh nutmeg on top. You have a choice of numbers 2, 3 or 4, which designate the amount of Pusser's Rum! Cheers!
Sounds like an American version of the Monty Python dirty vicar sketch.