Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

just when you think you've heard it all...
1 posted on 03/28/2008 3:09:04 PM PDT by kingattax
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-68 next last
To: windcliff; raven92876

ping


37 posted on 03/28/2008 3:18:28 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax
I don't think you can have sex "with" a table. Against the table, yes...perhaps use it for stimulation, yes...but not "with".

It puts a whole new spin on the "tin roof rusted" statement!

38 posted on 03/28/2008 3:18:50 PM PDT by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

Looks like the powers that be are set to table that motion.


39 posted on 03/28/2008 3:19:05 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (New Europe, John Benedict Arnold McCain's bridge to 07/03/1776. Not even our past is safe.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

Hmm, I am starting to get it. Large tops, wide seats, sturdy legs. Its all making sense now. /s


40 posted on 03/28/2008 3:19:07 PM PDT by dforest
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax
just when you think you've heard it all...

just exactly what I was going to say!

44 posted on 03/28/2008 3:20:17 PM PDT by lonestar
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

First, the guy raped by a wombat, now this? Must be the day to fly your freak flag high...


47 posted on 03/28/2008 3:21:21 PM PDT by thecabal
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

“Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex. “

Did he make it a nice dinner first?


50 posted on 03/28/2008 3:21:44 PM PDT by nuconvert (There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

Oh, come on now. Who among us can honestly say that he or she has never had sex with outdoor furniture?

Uh... That many? Oh. Never mind...

51 posted on 03/28/2008 3:22:11 PM PDT by Billthedrill
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

He got WOOD.


52 posted on 03/28/2008 3:22:14 PM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Thank God he didn’t take it across state lines.
How old was the table in question? If older than 18 there should be no problem. Now an adolescent lawn chair on the other hand....


53 posted on 03/28/2008 3:22:32 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

Once you go picnic table you never go back.


54 posted on 03/28/2008 3:22:57 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

There’s a woman in Sweden who reportedly has a thing for fences. These two should get together and create some sort of craftsman-sex manuel.


57 posted on 03/28/2008 3:23:24 PM PDT by Bushwacker777
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

Guilty!


60 posted on 03/28/2008 3:24:17 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck (for a good time, call vobns.blogspot.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax
Immediately after this mug shot, Price faced further charges of having sex with a hand-held mugshot ID and a height chart on the wall.


61 posted on 03/28/2008 3:24:33 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax
just when you think you've heard it all...

I recall from my youth that alcohol increased my desire while decreasing my capability. I wonder if the picnic table looked that sexy when he was sporting a hangover.

62 posted on 03/28/2008 3:24:48 PM PDT by stevem
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

http://tinyurl.com/2e7do3


67 posted on 03/28/2008 3:25:39 PM PDT by sdcraigo
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

What if the table rufuses to press charges?


75 posted on 03/28/2008 3:30:44 PM PDT by Jay Redhawk (multiculturalism equals surrender)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

And we thought ants were bad at the picnic.


78 posted on 03/28/2008 3:31:56 PM PDT by purpleraine
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: kingattax

On second thought, don’t pass the potato salad.


86 posted on 03/28/2008 3:35:26 PM PDT by Argus (Obama: All turban and no goats.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: NeoCaveman

-tell me it isn’t so.


87 posted on 03/28/2008 3:35:42 PM PDT by tioga
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-68 next last

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson