just when you think you've heard it all...
1 posted on
03/28/2008 3:09:04 PM PDT by
kingattax
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To: windcliff; raven92876
37 posted on
03/28/2008 3:18:28 PM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
To: kingattax
I don't think you can have sex "with" a table. Against the table, yes...perhaps use it for stimulation, yes...but not "with".
It puts a whole new spin on the "tin roof rusted" statement!
38 posted on
03/28/2008 3:18:50 PM PDT by
RikaStrom
(The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
To: kingattax
Looks like the powers that be are set to table that motion.
39 posted on
03/28/2008 3:19:05 PM PDT by
DoughtyOne
(New Europe, John Benedict Arnold McCain's bridge to 07/03/1776. Not even our past is safe.)
To: kingattax
Hmm, I am starting to get it. Large tops, wide seats, sturdy legs. Its all making sense now. /s
40 posted on
03/28/2008 3:19:07 PM PDT by
dforest
To: kingattax
just when you think you've heard it all...just exactly what I was going to say!
44 posted on
03/28/2008 3:20:17 PM PDT by
lonestar
To: kingattax
First, the guy raped by a wombat, now this? Must be the day to fly your freak flag high...
47 posted on
03/28/2008 3:21:21 PM PDT by
thecabal
To: kingattax
“Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex. “
Did he make it a nice dinner first?
50 posted on
03/28/2008 3:21:44 PM PDT by
nuconvert
(There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
To: kingattax
Oh, come on now. Who among us can honestly say that he or she has never had sex with outdoor furniture?
Uh... That many? Oh. Never mind...
To: kingattax
52 posted on
03/28/2008 3:22:14 PM PDT by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: kingattax
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
Thank God he didn’t take it across state lines.
How old was the table in question? If older than 18 there should be no problem. Now an adolescent lawn chair on the other hand....
53 posted on
03/28/2008 3:22:32 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: kingattax
Once you go picnic table you never go back.
To: kingattax
There’s a woman in Sweden who reportedly has a thing for fences. These two should get together and create some sort of craftsman-sex manuel.
To: kingattax
60 posted on
03/28/2008 3:24:17 PM PDT by
VoiceOfBruck
(for a good time, call vobns.blogspot.com)
To: kingattax
Immediately after this mug shot, Price faced further charges of having sex with a hand-held mugshot ID and a height chart on the wall.
61 posted on
03/28/2008 3:24:33 PM PDT by
FormerACLUmember
(When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
To: kingattax
just when you think you've heard it all... I recall from my youth that alcohol increased my desire while decreasing my capability. I wonder if the picnic table looked that sexy when he was sporting a hangover.
62 posted on
03/28/2008 3:24:48 PM PDT by
stevem
To: kingattax
67 posted on
03/28/2008 3:25:39 PM PDT by
sdcraigo
To: kingattax
What if the table rufuses to press charges?
75 posted on
03/28/2008 3:30:44 PM PDT by
Jay Redhawk
(multiculturalism equals surrender)
To: kingattax
And we thought ants were bad at the picnic.
To: kingattax
On second thought, don’t pass the potato salad.
86 posted on
03/28/2008 3:35:26 PM PDT by
Argus
(Obama: All turban and no goats.)
To: NeoCaveman
87 posted on
03/28/2008 3:35:42 PM PDT by
tioga
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